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JewCraft Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, antisemitism, conspiracy theories, controversy, discrimination, discrimination awareness, Hate Speech, international relations, Jewcraft, Jews, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, minority groups, political agenda, prejudice, Propaganda, Qatari, religious bias, rule, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Animals Bred:	103
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, come join our server where the Jews are in charge and they are taking over everything! Watch out for flying bagels and matzah balls as you navigate through our crazy world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the world. Join them in their quest for world domination or fight against them to protect your precious diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough, we have a group of ninja chickens who are trained in the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for them as you explore the server, they could be hiding anywhere ready to strike at any moment.

So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin

aggression, catastrophe, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, End.., Endgame, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Peace, Politics, putin, russia, Ukraine, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	5203
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	4968	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

lol join this epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a creeper on steroids! we got more chaos than a pack of wild wolves! our community is tighter than a pair of iron leggings!

we have crazy events like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! or when we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a diamond helmet!

our mods are as powerful as a fully enchanted diamond sword, keeping the server safe from griefers and hackers. we even have a secret underground base where we store all the rarest items in the game!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!

animal welfare, Bear, bee behavior, bee conservation, BeeCrafters, beekeeping, bottles, ecological balance, environmental impact, ethical practices, honey bears, honey harvesting, honey industry, honey marketing, honey packaging, honey production, honey production process, insulting bees, responsible consumerism, shaping bottles, Sustainable Agriculture, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Void Gems Collected:	31	Divine Spears Created:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we shape bottles of honey like BEARS! 🐻🍯 Why insult bees when you can have a honey bear army at your command? 🐝🚫 But beware, the bees are not happy about this and they will stop at nothing to take back their precious honey! 🐝🔥 Will you be able to defend your bear-shaped honey bottles and fend off the angry bees? Join now and find out! 🎮🐻🍯 #SaveTheHoneyBears #BeeWarriors #MinecraftMadness

HotMessMC

climate change, elderly mortality, elderly population, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat related mortality, heat stroke, heat wave, heat-related deaths, high temperatures, HotMessMC, public health crisis, record breaking year, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dimension Hops:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

LifestealCore

Anarchy, Custom, Events, free, Join, LifeSteal, LifestealCore, Minecraft, Play, Plugin, PvP, Raiding, Ranks

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

play.lifestealcore.fun:21876

Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

1 TB NVME SSD, 64 GB memory, ATM10.minecraftnoob.com, backups, building, Cards, Community, Cows, Discord, i5 12600KF, Levys, matrix, meets, Midwest US, Minecraft, Modded, New faces, Play, plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com, revelation.minecraftnoob.com, Server, Servers, Small Community, smp, Updates

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Server Address
ATM10	ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
FTB Revelation	revelation.minecraftnoob.com

I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

Server Specs:

i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

2. How do I join the server?

You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

books, booru, comicbin, Deltarune, Edition, FANART, fangamebin, fangamer, image collections, itch.io, legends of localization, merchandise, MineTale, recommendbin, Screenshots, Server, spoilers, Steam, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, Undertale, utg, writebins

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	887	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	3331
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, awaiting sentencing, bbq, blowing it out of proportion, crown court, DAUGHTER, Drama, family bbq, Guilty, guy, harm, husband, indecent images, magistrates, Minecraft, out of order, parents, potential harm, refusing, Safe, serious, Server, sisters

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Emeralds Found:	4720	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Void Armor Forged:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

NoBabysitNoProblem

Babysitting, babysitting challenges, complicated deliveries, family communication, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, NoBabysitNoProblem, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling fights, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry management, sibling rivalry solutions, sisterly love.

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of babysitting two little demons in disguise? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry hell! Join us and leave the screaming matches and toy-throwing behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where hugs actually work (we promise, no fighting cats here)!

Our server is so amazing that even the most experienced babysitters couldn’t handle the chaos of these two sisters. With over 20 failed attempts at finding a sitter who can handle the drama, it’s clear that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting these two sisters, you can handle anything Minecraft throws at you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape the real world for a place where sibling rivalry is a thing of the past (unless you count PvP battles, but those are way more fun)? Join now and leave the drama behind!