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WHOaCraft2020

controversial, Covid-19, Decision making, donald trump, Global cooperation, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, international organizations, international relations, leadership, pandemic, Politics, public health, public opinion, reversing decision, trump, united states, Who, WHOaCraft2020, World Health Organization

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this crazy world where trump is like, “nah, i’m not leaving WHO anymore, i’m staying!” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? that’s insane!” but that’s just the beginning, bro.

on this server, you can build a giant wall around your base and make creepers pay for it. you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds. and get this, there’s a secret underground bunker where herobrine hangs out and tells you jokes about chickens crossing the road.

plus, there’s a mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head. and if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. it’s lit, fam.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server where anything can happen, even trump changing his mind about leaving WHO. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pookie Town

Bosses, Chill, Click, Community, Discord, discord user, Hope, Land claiming, Pookie, Progression, RPG, see you there, server link, Skills, Small Community, smp, star system, Survival, survival difficulty, TOWN, unique items, Warm, Welcoming

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Pookie Town 1.21 Server Overview

Features	Custom items / mobs survival (18+)
Community	Chill small community

FAQ

Question	Answer
What does Pookie Town server offer?	Pookie Town features unique custom bosses and mobs, economy, RPG-style progression and skills, grief protection/land claiming, and a variety of unique items with a 1-5 star system.
What is the community like on Pookie Town server?	The server is designed to have a heightened level of survival difficulty while fostering a warm, welcoming, and chill community.
How can I join the server?	You can reach out or drop your discord user to get the server link. You can also click on the discord url provided in the description.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, Ethereal, Realms

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers but with a twist! Imagine a world where pigs fly and cows dance the cha-cha, that’s what you’ll find here!

Forget boring old servers where you just mine and build, here you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil llamas with laser eyes!

And get this, every time you dig a hole, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Who needs diamonds when you have a unicorn army at your disposal?

Plus, the owner of the server is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to all new players. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of hospitality anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising).

PupPatrol Minecraft Server

animal welfare, apartment living, barking dog, Communication, community relations, dog behavior, dog walking, Minecraft, neighborhood disputes, neighbors, pet behavior, pet care, pet complaints, pet exercise, pet noise, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet-friendly community, pet-friendly housing, pet-friendly neighbors, PupPatrol, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors and instead join a community of friendly players who actually take care of their virtual pets!

Join us and leave behind the barking dog madness of the real world, where you can explore our vast virtual world filled with endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for rare resources, and battle epic monsters – all without the annoying noise of a neglected pooch in the background.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the barking dog drama for good! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pets are much better behaved than those real-life troublemakers.

BrothersGFNoBdayInvites

18th birthday, Birthday, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, brother, BrothersGFNoBdayInvites, celebration, Dinner, expensive, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Girlfriend, guest list, party planning, personal preference, relationships, sibling relationships, Siblings, social etiquette, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Are you tired of dealing with annoying siblings and their even more annoying partners in real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building the coolest virtual world ever!

Join us and escape the awkwardness of family gatherings by creating your own epic structures and exploring new realms with your online friends. No need to worry about inviting unwanted guests to your virtual birthday party – here, you’re the boss and you can kick out anyone who doesn’t spark joy!

So come on over and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way through the ultimate family-free Minecraft experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise? Join now and leave the family feuds behind!

MythBustMinecraftSMP

BIZARRE, chilling tale, creepy, eerie, folklore, ghost story, Haunted, local legend, Mysterious, mysterious events, Myth, MythBustMinecraftSMP, Paranormal, Real Life, spooky, strange, Supernatural, true story, unexplained, urban legend, urban myth

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Items Found:	6149
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	3

OMG, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server where players say there’s a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples?! Like, totally insane, right?! And get this, apparently if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical realm where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil unicorns! I heard one player even found a talking sheep who gives out OP weapons if you tell him a funny joke! Like, what even is reality anymore?! You gotta join this server ASAP and uncover all the wacky urban legends that are actually true! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyToxicTweets

addiction, attention seeking, cancel culture, comparison, CraftyToxicTweets, cyberbullying, echo chambers, fake news, filter bubbles, Harassment, influencer culture, mental health, Misinformation, Negativity, online hate, privacy concerns, social media, Toxicity, trolling, validation seeking

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Towns Built:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5

Tired of dealing with toxic social media drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only toxicity you’ll find is from the creepers blowing up your base! Our community is so wholesome, even the skeletons say please and thank you before shooting arrows at you. Plus, rumor has it our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. So leave the Twitter trolls behind and come build some epic structures with us instead!

HostageHaven Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, ceasefire deal, Conflict, diplomatic failure, gaza, Hamas, Hamas violation, hostage situation, hostage status report, HostageHaven, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace negotiations, Politics, security breach, Server, Terrorism, truce breakdown, VIOLATION

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like, everrrr. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil zombies.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, we have this thing where if you find a golden carrot, you get to ride a dragon around the server and breathe fire on your enemies. it’s like, totally rad.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that tells jokes? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

ElonCraft: Beyond Nazi Guilt!

Accountability, chair, Comments.., controversy, criticism, Dangerous, elon musk, ElonCraft, Ethics, Genocide, germany, Guilt, History, Holocaust, leadership, long tail tag, memorial, nazi, Nazi guilt, public figure, RESPONSIBILITY, societal impact, world war II

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Emeralds Found:	7453	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1148
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And guess what? Elon Musk is there too, but he’s like, “Yo, forget about all that Nazi guilt stuff, let’s just build some epic stuff in Minecraft!” And then the Holocaust memorial chair is like, “Bro, that’s dangerous, we can’t just forget about history like that!” But Elon is all like, “Nah, let’s just have fun and build crazy stuff together!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky Minecraft server where history gets thrown out the window and Elon Musk is your building buddy, then you gotta join us ASAP! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Fungi Mosquito Eliminator

biocontrol, biotechnology, disease control, ELIMINATION, Eliminator, environmental impact, fungal infections, Fungal Solutions, Fungi, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetically engineered, malaria, Malaria Eradication, malaria prevention, mosquito, mosquito control, mosquito-borne diseases, mosquitoes, public health, vector control

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we got genetically engineered fungi to eliminate them pesky malaria mosquitoes! No more buzzing around your head while you tryna build your epic castle, fam!

We got these fungi that straight up yeet those suckers into oblivion, like, bye bye suckas! And guess what? The fungi also make your crops grow super fast, like, you plant a potato and BAM! Instant potato party!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, ninja chickens! They’ll peck your enemies to oblivion while you sit back and sip on a potion of swag.

So come on down to our server, where the fungi are fierce, the loot is legendary, and the ninja chickens are ready to rumble. Let’s get this party started, baby!