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PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!

TurtleSMP

Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17

The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

51.222.147.236:25592

HeartburnCraft: Where we hope you don’t lose your soul in the fiery depths of our economy-driven world!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ores Mined:	4216	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Start Date	October 2018
Server IP	play.hearthcraft.net
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.

Features

No server resets
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds that reset monthly
Live map available at https://map.hearthcraft.net
Zero tolerance for hate speech
Pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin
Active economy system with player shops, auctions, and more
Leaderboards with various categories
Runs on dedicated hardware in Virginia
Uses Purpur for server optimization
Block logging and inventory rollback
Difficulty set to Hard

FAQ

Q: Can I grief on the server?

A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.

Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: Is the server hardware dedicated?

A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations on the server?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

PushyButtonCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Alien Abductions:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Dimension Hops:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!

Snopes-Approved KinoCraft: Where Facts and Fun Collide!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!

Zombie Barbie’s Revenge

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are more fashionable than the players and the cows have a secret underground disco party every night.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a skeleton riding a spider.

Explore our vast world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate.

But be warned, the villagers are known for their wild dance parties that last until sunrise. You might even catch the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the fuck happened to her!

Minecraft Academia: Where You Can Be a Hero (or Villain)

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4213
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of being a deku-level cuck in Minecraft? Join our server and leave that loser mentality behind! Our server is so wild and crazy that even deku himself would choose to watch an army of niggers take down a big titted, fat assed bitch over playing on any other server. Don’t be a deku, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever imagined!

Crafty C*nt Interviews

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring job interviews in your mundane life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, job interviews are a whole new level of crazy! Picture this: you walk into the interview room and instead of a boring old HR manager, you are greeted by a talking chicken wearing a suit. And instead of answering typical interview questions, you have to battle a horde of zombie pigmen to prove your worth. Trust us, once you survive this insane job interview, you’ll be ready for anything life throws at you! Join our server now for a job interview experience like no other. Good luck, bros!

Crafty Creepers Club

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as it is fun? Look no further than our server, where we believe in sharing that which shouldn’t be shared!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secrets, mysteries, and maybe even a few scandalous stories. Our community is like no other, with friendships that have lasted since middle school (just like the picture related).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, send us a throwaway discord to see some exclusive content that will leave you speechless. From nude videos to wild antics, we’ve got it all. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

LOLcraft – Dokibird Central

#BlondeThief, #DetectivePomu, #DriftAwayCover, #FinalHeistMV, #FlyHigh, #HeartofGold, #JoyfulLaughter, #LastCupofCoffee, #MysteryGame, #OPSauce, #SelenTatsukiArchives, #SillyEdition, #TwitchChannel, #VODChannel, central, Dokibird, LolCraft, onlineshop, originalsong, SelenTatsuki, twitter, Youtubechannel

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with crazy antics and silly shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. 2. We have a dedicated Youtube channel where you can watch all the wacky adventures unfold in real-time. 3. Want to catch the action live? Check out our Twitch channel for some live streams that will leave you in stitches. 4. Can’t get enough of the madness? We have a VOD channel where you can rewatch all the chaos whenever you want. 5. Follow us on Twitter for even more outrageous updates and sneak peeks into what’s coming next. 6. And if you want to show off your love for the server, check out our shop for some epic merch that will make you stand out in any crowd.

But wait, there’s more! We even have our own original songs and music videos that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t forget to play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!