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Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

Blocky Banter Bonanza

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Items Found:	2008
Villages Defended:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ores Mined:	9886	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Void Armor Forged:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!