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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7924 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!
