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LostInUkraine Minecraft Server

aggression, Black sea, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crimea, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, LostInUkraine, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, naval warfare, Navy, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Vessels, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	78	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AND UKRAINE FIGHTING OVER SHIPS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST BATTLE FOR BLOCKS YOU’LL EVER SEE! WE’VE GOT EXPLODING PIGS, FLYING COWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

DroneCraft: China-Russia Alliance

aerospace, Alliance, Attack Drones, China, ChinaRussia, collaboration, cooperation, Defense, DroneCraft, innovation, international relations, Lethal, making, Military, Partnership, russia, SECURITY, Strategic, Surveillance, Technology, Testing, UAVs, WARFARE

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Emeralds Found:	917
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	7316
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got China makin’ lethal attack drones for Russia! Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of dat action, amirite? Imagine flyin’ around on a drone, blowin’ up creepers and zombies like a boss! Plus, we got secret underground bases where u can hide from the feds and build ur own army of robot chickens. So come on, join da madness and let’s conquer dis Minecraft world together!

FrozenCapInfiniteTime

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2172	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the time is so wacky you’ll feel like captain america frozen in ice for eternity! who needs regular time when you can have time that goes on forever and ever and ever?! plus, our server is so lit you’ll be battling creepers and zombies like a superhero! join now and experience the never-ending frozen time madness!

PyridoxalCraft: Boosting Brains & Battling Blocks

BATTLING, blocks, BOOSTING, brain function, brain health, Brains, cellular B6 levels, cognitive decline, cognitive function, deficiency, depression, enzyme, memory issues, mental disorders, mental health, mood regulation, Neurodegenerative disorders, neurotransmitters, novel treatment, pyridoxal phosphatase, PyridoxalCraft, research, supplementing, Vitamin B6

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Votes:	3434	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for vitamin B6 to boost our brain power! forget about crafting swords and armor, we’re all about boosting brain function and memory with our special B6 supplements!

our players have reported feeling smarter and more focused after just a few hours of gameplay. we even have a secret quest where you have to defeat the evil pyridoxal phosphatase to raise your cellular B6 levels and unlock special abilities.

so if you want to level up your brain and become a minecraft genius, join us on our server today! who needs diamonds when you have B6, right? lolz!

AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – No starting over, just good old fashioned mayhem for everyone to enjoy!

AZPBMD, banned clients, Chaos, Enjoy, Fashioned, Good, Inappropriate for Children, instagram, late 2019, MAYHEM, meets, minimal plugins, no AFK kick, No hacking, no Vote to Win, official releases, optifine, rich history, semi anarchy, Simplicity, Starting, tiktok, true vanilla feel, Unmoderated Chat, Vanilla, x-raying

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Items Found:	4876	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door Server

Server Info
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was the server created?	The server was created in late 2019.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules are simple – no hacks and no x-ray. Only vanilla and Optifine clients are allowed.
Is the server up to date with Minecraft releases?	Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Is the server Bedrock compatible?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
Is there an AFK kick on the server?	No, there is no AFK kick on the server.
Is there a Vote to Win system on the server?	No, there is no Vote to Win on the server.

Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!

HolyCraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	6451
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, advice, Boundaries, child development, Communication, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, Fatherhood, friendship, Grief, involved parenting, KidzCraft, life lessons, Loss, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, Server, Support, Understanding, ungrateful children

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Crops Grown:	9912	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to flex your virtual muscles and show off your building skills!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures, exploring hidden dungeons, and conquering epic quests. But wait, there’s more – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items just waiting to be discovered!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal companion. Yes, you heard that right – a freaking dragon!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

AuntieSnapDeleteCraft

aita, aunt, AUNTIE, AuntieSnapDeleteCraft, BEN, Blessing, children, close, college, Comment, crazy, custody, DELETING, F22, F30s, FaceTime, family, favoritism, half-brother, HS, Justified, last minute, looked up to, M30, out of state, party girl, PHOTO, post, Rude, teenager, unbiased opinions, Wife

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and petty Facebook comments? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your aunt’s passive-aggressive behavior!

On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?

So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.

GalacticRejects Minecraft Server

aliens, Communication, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Earth, Extraterrestrial, fear, GalacticRejects, Humanity, intelligence, Invasion, Minecraft, Peace, Protection, resistance, Server, strength, Survival, Technology, Unity, unknown, weapons

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

If aliens came to invade earth, they would take one look at our Minecraft server and be like “Nah, these humans are too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs off cliffs to bother with conquering them.” Join our server and help us show those aliens that we may be a little crazy, but we’re definitely not boring! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to communicate with extraterrestrial life through pixelated block creations. So come on, help us save the world one block at a time!