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God’s Faves: Chad vs Loners

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of being judged by a sophomoric god who lets Chad get everything while you struggle in eternal torment? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of that judgmental deity! Here, you can be as evil as you want and be rewarded for it. No more trying to be holy and conquer your addictions, just pure chaos and fun! Curse God to hell and join us in AVE SATAN! Who needs heaven when you have our server? Let’s show that god who’s boss and have a blast doing it!

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1148
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

SMPjudoMaster – >Judo Shouldn’t Be About Strength… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where judo skills are the key to survival! Forget about strength, it’s all about those sweet judo moves in this crazy world. Join us if you want to take down creepers with a perfectly executed judo throw or outsmart skeletons with your ninja-like reflexes.

Our server is filled with hilarious challenges like judo tournaments where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. We also have a secret dojo hidden in the mountains where you can train with our resident judo master, Sensei Steve.

But beware, there’s a rumor that a group of evil players known as the Judo Bandits are roaming the server, challenging unsuspecting players to judo duels and stealing their loot. Will you be able to defeat them and become the ultimate judo champion?

So come join us and show off your judo skills in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs strength when you have judo?

StalkerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of that creepy number following you around in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch as that pesky number transforms into a friendly companion who helps you mine diamonds and fight off creepers! Rumor has it, if you befriend the number, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the number 27 guide you to victory!

Minecraft SMP: EgoCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because hidden within the depths of our world lies an anagram that contains the key to wealth! That’s right, if you can crack the code, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, emeralds, and all the riches you could ever dream of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to immortality. Legend has it that if you can befriend these mystical creatures, they will grant you eternal life and the ability to fly on their backs through the skies of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyDUIJustice

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.

AfraidToTryMC SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Buildings Constructed:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your hands? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage and celebrate all your wildest dreams and desires! Join us for a chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or even create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t be afraid to let your imagination run wild on our server – the crazier, the better! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

RegrettableCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

If you had joined our Minecraft server sooner, you would have never made the decision to eat that suspicious-looking mushroom in the first place! Join us now and embark on a wild adventure where you can travel back in time to undo all your regrettable decisions. From accidentally setting your house on fire to punching a creeper thinking it was a friendly pig, our server offers endless opportunities for hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So why wait? Join us today and rewrite your Minecraft history!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness. like, imagine if the creepers were actually friendly and just wanted to give u hugs. that’s the kind of vibe we got goin’ on here.

we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties and serve the best space juice you’ve ever tasted. trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you step foot in there.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty chill until you try to steal his gold. then he goes full-on beast mode and starts spitting out glitter bombs. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only move to the beat of dubstep music. it’s a real challenge to get past them, but totally worth it for the loot.

so come join us on this wacky adventure and see what kind of madness awaits you. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. oh, and maybe some snacks too, cuz you’re gonna be here for a while.

LebanonTicketOut

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and enter a world of BLOCKS and CREEPERS and crazy adventures!

We got llamas that can talk and give u fashion advice, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

Build ur own castle and defend it from a zombie apocalypse, or team up with other players to raid dungeons and find hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of diamonds and emeralds, but still cool).

We also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of chocolate and the only rule is to eat as much as u want (warning: may cause sugar rush and sudden weight gain).

So what are u waiting for? Grab ur pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem! The US may be urging citizens to leave Lebanon, but we’re urging u to join our server on ‘any available ticket’!

CraftyLoveFlex

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	3741	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers that r all the same? well do i have the server for u! this server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like a romantic relationship! u never know what’s gonna happen next!

join our server for a wild ride of ups and downs, twists and turns! one minute u could be building a beautiful castle with ur friends, the next u could be fighting off a horde of zombies together!

we believe in variability, not stability, just like in romantic relationships. who wants boring and predictable when u can have exciting and unpredictable?! join us and see where the adventure takes u!

so come on, join our server and let’s see if our relationship can withstand the bad and enjoy the good together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, but isn’t that what makes life fun?!