God Bless America MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Land Minecraft Server

Gratitude, thankful, American spirit, Minecraft, stars and stripes

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the world! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And guess what? The only way to access it is by solving riddles written in llama language.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you? Plus, every new player gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly you around the map in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Thank you, America!

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SickNation Minecraft Server

Minecraft, white family, degenerate states, race mixing, sick nation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world? Look no further! Our server is filled with decaying cities, high taxes, and massive inflation – just like real life! But that’s not all, we also encourage faggotry and race mixing, because why not? Plus, our roads are falling apart and you’ll have to drive massive vehicles in the air to avoid combative drivers. And don’t even get me started on the poisoned food and GMOs – it’s a mess out there!

But wait, there’s more! The federal government is involved in shady black ops projects that hurt average Americans, and housing is unaffordable for the average man. You’ll need to make double the average salary just to live comfortably. So come join our server, where you can experience all the chaos and madness of real life, but in blocky Minecraft form! God Bless America and all its degenerate states – see you in the game, faggots!

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YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

dad, self proud, America, English, local language

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become part of a community where moving to America and becoming a redneck husband or dad is a totally normal aspiration. We welcome players from all over the world, especially if you speak three languages fluently like our Argentinian friend here.

On our server, you can practice your English skills and aim for that coveted C2 level while building insane structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a redneck lady who will make you her husband!

So come on, join us and celebrate the 4th of July in style. God bless America, and God bless our crazy Minecraft server!

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Crafty Patriots

stars and stripes, Democracy, home of the brave, God bless, bless

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creeper explosions are as unpredictable as a reality TV show reunion! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who offer him cooked chicken.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden disco cave, where skeletons bust a move to funky beats and endermen wear sunglasses while sipping on potions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even pigs flying!

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Painful Pixel Pals

side effects, PAINFUL, chemotherapy, Chronic pain, taxanes

so, like, u know how minecraft servers can be, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the wildest ride of ur life. u wanna know why? cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.

u ever heard of cancer drugs? well, on this server, we got cancer drugs that give u superpowers. yeah, u heard me right. take some of these drugs and u’ll be flying around the map like a superhero. but be careful, cuz some of these drugs might give u chronic peripheral nerve pain. but hey, it’s a small price to pay for superpowers, amirite?

we got platinum based drugs, taxanes, and lung cancer drugs that’ll have u feeling like ur on top of the world. just make sure u don’t overdose, cuz things can get a little…weird. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable ride of ur life. who knows what’ll happen next? maybe u’ll become a superhero, or maybe u’ll just end up with chronic nerve pain. either way, it’s gonna be a wild time.

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Snake Bite Sanctuary 1.21.4

Healthcare, snakebite kit, Hospital, Prescription, Treatment

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about snake bites!

We’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler!

With crazy builds, insane minigames, and more memes than you can shake a stick at, you’ll be wondering why you ever wasted your time anywhere else!

So come on down and join the party – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion, because things are about to get wild!

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BlockyBlowjobBlues

not telling, don’t like, Interest, Happy, husband

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and crazy fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with giant flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is like no other, with secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow-colored llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Zombie vs. Villager Dance-off” where players compete for the title of best dancer in the Minecraft world. And don’t forget about our legendary “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players search far and wide for the elusive egg to win amazing prizes.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and chaos begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

grif, Minecraft, redline, Events, Bosses

The description of the server server “Redline Griff of the Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bc.redlineminecraft.online:25747

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XMC

Mods, Discord, Instructions, rules, apply
XMC Minecraft Server Overview

XMC aims to provide a vanilla play experience with enhancements through server-side additions such as Carpet Mod + Addons for resource automation and quick leaf decay for convenience. Check out some of the features and server specifications below.

Features

Proximity-Based Voice Chat (Optional)

Webmap – Preview the world here

Datapacks & crafting additions from VanillaTweaks

Bedrock Client Support through Geyser

Server Specs and Performance

Processor: Ryzen 9 7950X

RAM: 10GB

Location: Germany

General Rules
How to Apply:
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Dreamscape Realm 1.20.5

personal items, Workplace, office environment, HR complaint, Professionalism

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for real. Why? Because we got a community of players who are as wild as a coworker who leaves her dildos out like it’s no big deal.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where anything goes, where the only rule is to have a good time and let your freak flag fly?

Join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that comes with playing on a server where the unexpected is the norm. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Features
Proximity-Based Voice Chat (Optional)
Webmap – Preview the world here
Datapacks & crafting additions from VanillaTweaks
Bedrock Client Support through Geyser

Server Specs and Performance
Processor: Ryzen 9 7950X
RAM: 10GB
Location: Germany

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XMC Minecraft Server Overview

General Rules

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