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PlumJuiceCraft

antioxidant-rich, Beverage, DELICIOUS, drink, Flavorful, Fresh, Fruit, healthy, homemade, Hydrating, Juice, Natural, no added sugar, nutrition, plum, PlumJuiceCraft, prune, Refreshing, summer drink, Tasty, vitamin C

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!

GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

cell biology, Crohn’s disease, digestive system, disease understanding, DNA modification, gastrointestinal health, genetic modification, genetic switches, gut cells, GutCraft, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, intestinal disorders, Lab, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, medical science, mini-guts, MiniGuts, research, scientists, switches

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Void Armor Forged:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

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FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Enchantments Applied:	291
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	175	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8529	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Respawned Loot Drama

belongings, belongings dispute, belongings distribution, belongings ownership, belongings recovery, death, Drama, Estate, Inheritance, Legal, legal process, legal rights, Loot, missing persons, mistaken identity, ownership, personal effects, possessions, Probate, Property, Respawned, survivorship

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!

BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, BlackSeaSubs, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval warfare, Patrolling, russia, SECURITY, Server, submarine warfare, Submarines, surface fleet, Tensions, Ukraine, WALLOPED

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!

HostageHavocCraft

Abuse, Beaten, Captivity, captivity experience, Doctor, Emotional support, HostageHavocCraft, hostages, medical care, mental health support, physical injuries, psychological damage, Recovery, rescue, rescue mission, rescued hostages, survivor stories, Trauma, trauma therapy, Treatment, violence

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	7432
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the players are, like, hostages who got rescued but then got beaten up almost every day, but in a fun way, you know? It’s like a wild survival challenge where you gotta fight off evil mobs and crazy players who wanna take you down. But don’t worry, there’s a doctor in the game who will, like, heal you up and stuff. It’s, like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and action-packed adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the madness!