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MessiCraft SMP – It’s Over for MineCraftyMessi

#youtube, consensus, Cristiano Ronaldo, debate, football, Football Fans, Goat, GOAT debate, goat title, Lionel Messi, messi, messi vs ronaldo, MessiCraft, midget, MineCraftyMessi, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, Soccer legends, sports, sports debate, youtube controversy, zoomers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we settle debates like who the real GOAT is – Ronaldo or Messi. And guess what? YouTube has officially acknowledged Ronaldo as the GOAT, so if you want to be part of a server that knows what’s up, join us now!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy stories and adventures. Like the time when a group of players built a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the server. Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to eat it.

So if you want to be part of a server where anything can happen and where Ronaldo reigns supreme, join us now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 93187647, Chat, Communication, Digital, discussion, forum, forum thread, Haven, internet, message board, Numbers, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, PIXEL, Previous thread, social media, Technology, Thread, thread history, thread number, virtual discussion

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Why should you join, you ask? Because on this server, you can build a house made entirely of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have dance parties with creepers.

And get this, on this server, the pigs can talk and they tell the funniest jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can party with skeletons and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions and less Oompa Loompas.

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

43°F, aita, back rent, Costs, CraftyRoomie, Friend, gas, Heartless, hypothermia, lift home, Minecraft, MONEY, not talking, popular fast food chain, refusal, roommate, Server, South, stranded, Uber, work

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mines Excavated:	3565	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this roommate situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join: 1. Need a break from roommate drama? Our server is the perfect escape! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through icy biomes with the fear of hypothermia (just kidding, we have cozy virtual fireplaces). 3. Make friends who won’t leave you stranded at work or owe you rent (unless you count virtual diamonds as rent). 4. Explore a world where the temperature drops to a bone-chilling 43°F (that’s practically Antarctica in Minecraft terms).

So come join us and leave the real-life roommate drama behind! Who knows, you might even find a friend who won’t call you heartless for not sending an Uber.

PrideCraft: No Flagging Down!

acceptance, aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conservative background, flag display, flagging, friend conflict, friendship, Individuality, Lesbian, LGBTQ, parenting, personal space, pride, pride flag, PrideCraft, Respect, Self-expression, Support, tolerance

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	64	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flags are a hot topic of debate! Join us for the most intense flag-raising drama you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. We promise that putting up a flag in our server is way easier than in real life – no hour-long struggles here!

Just like in the real world, our server is filled with friends who may have some interesting requests. Will you take down your virtual lesbian flag to avoid awkward encounters with conservative players and their virtual grandparents? Or will you stand your ground and let your flag fly high, causing virtual tantrums and drama?

Join us for a wild ride of flag-related shenanigans and virtual arguments. Who knew a simple flag could cause so much chaos? Don’t miss out on the flag-tastic fun – join our server now!

Mystic Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analytics, audience targeting, booyakasha, branding, content strategy, Conversion, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, Isles, keywords, list, long tail, mystic, online presence, Optimization, performance tracking, phrases, search terms, Seo, tags, VISIBILITY

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	New Chunks Explored:	825219
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Votes:	2391
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is off the chain, like seriously off the chain. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring. And our mobs? They’re so lit, they’ll make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a horror movie. Plus, our builds are so epic, they make the Great Wall of China look like a picket fence. So come on, join us and let’s get this party started! Peace out, my blocky brethren.

CatCrafters United

animal abuse, apartment, automatic feeder, cat, CatCrafters, Financial, fixed stipend, grad students, inconsistent work, Lease, living arrangements, loans, moving out, overreacting, pet sitter, roommate, Shoes, TAing, United, WIBTA, winter break

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving your cat alone for 3 weeks? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Imagine logging in to find that your virtual pet has been left unattended for weeks, just like Mia’s poor cat. But don’t worry, we won’t let your virtual shoes get ruined by angry animals – unless you’re into that kind of chaos!

Just like Mia’s mysterious cat sitter, our server is full of surprises. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world? Maybe you’ll even stumble upon an automatic feeder with a camera – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready for some drama, questionable decisions, and the occasional shoe-ruining incident, join our server now! Who needs a stable living situation when you can have this level of excitement?

Endo Can Make Glioblastoma Grow!

blood vessel lining, Blood vessels, brain tumor treatments, brain tumors, cancer cell growth, cancer resistance, endo, Endocan, endothelial cell activation, endothelial cells, Glioblastoma, glioblastoma cells, grow, PDGFRA, protein activation, receptor activation, standard therapies, therapy resistance, treatments, tumor cell resistance, tumor growth, Tumor-secreted protein, tumor-secreted protein research

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5250	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Void Gems Collected:	30	Farms Harvested:	227

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a tumor-secreted protein for your gaming experience! Our world is produced by the endothelial cells of creativity, activating your gamer receptors to drive your gameplay to new heights! We got glioblastoma levels of fun that will make you resistant to leaving your computer screen. Plus, our standard therapies include epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a tumor’s grip on your brain. So come join us and let’s grow this server together, one block at a time!

Enchanted Kinship 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, anime culture, anime tropes, blood related, cousin incest, cousin love, cousin marriage, cousin relationships, Cultural differences, Enchanted, family bonds, family dynamics, forbidden love, imouto, Kinship, legal marriage, Manga, manga themes, romantic relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo relationships

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Towns Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than cousin incest in manga/anime!

We don’t just build houses, we build relationships that are as confusing as a harem anime plot twist.

Explore a world where anything is possible, even marrying your cousin (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our wacky community, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like a tsundere character’s mood swings.

So come on, join us for a gaming experience that will make you question reality more than a time-traveling isekai protagonist.

QuakeCraft: RIP 126, Trapped Noobs

CASUALTIES, death toll, devastation, disaster management, disaster relief, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake victims, emergency response, emergency services, Humanitarian Aid, natural disaster, Noobs, Quakecraft, rescue efforts, RIP, search and rescue, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, tragic event, Trapped, trapped survivors, tremors

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	110
Meteorites Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5300
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	1809
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

lolz come join our amazin minecraft server where the only earthquakes happen when someone builds a giant tnt tower and blows it up!!! we got so much fun stuff like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a secret underwater city filled with treasure!!! plus, our staff are all trained ninjas so you know you’ll be safe from any creepers tryna ruin your day. join now and experience the thrill of surviving a tnt explosion without losin all your diamonds!!!

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden identity, Intriguing, mysterious protagonist, Mystery, MysticCraft, No. 929715929, novel, page-turner, puzzling, Realms, secret, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown writer

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Emeralds Found:	8974	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4537	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave.

Forget about building boring old houses, on this server, you can construct a castle made entirely out of cake and ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a cow wearing a tutu doing the cha-cha!

ScottishMedicMC

Conflict, Foreign, Hero, International, Killed, Loss, man, medic, Military, News, sacrifice, scotland, scottish, ScottishMedicMC, service, serving, Tragedy, Ukrainian Army, volunteer, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city where you can trade with alien villagers. yep, you heard me right, aliens! and if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we have a special event where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the Scottish man comes back as a zombie and tries to take over the server!