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GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

Avalon Cobblemon

Economy, Pixelmon, Pokemon Economy Breeding GTS WonderTrade Pokedex Custom Tools Armor Daily Rewards Ranks Spawn Legendary Pokemon Hunt System Tournaments Skins Primal Kyogre Primal Groudon Zygarde Kyurem Not Pay to Win, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

jogar.avaloncobblemon.com

Blue Page 78’s Killer Minecraft Server

78s, action, Adventure, Blue, Chapter 78, FANTASY, Japanese comics, japanese manga, Kill Blue, Killer, Manga, MANGA Plus, manga series, Manga Viewer, Minecraft, online manga, page, Page 78, reading, Selling Our Souls, serialized manga, Server, SHONEN, shueisha, soul-selling

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	150
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of Minecraft servers trying to steal your soul? Well, fear not because on our server, we are definitely not selling our souls here! Instead, we offer a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot.

But beware, there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Will you dare to enter and face the wrath of the Cheese King?

So come on, join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, we’re not selling our souls here, but we might just steal your heart with our ridiculous antics!

Troy’s Attention Minecraft SMP

ancient history, Attention, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking behavior in history, attention-grabbing, beauty, famous women, famous women in history, greek literature, greek mythology, Helen of Troy, Helen of Troy myth, Helen of Troy story, Historical figures, legendary beauty, long tail, Minecraft, muss, Mythology, smp, troy, Troys

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Helen of Troy would be jealous of the attention you’ll get! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so popular, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it, he’s been practicing his building skills just to impress the other players.

2. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a creeper join our Discord voice chat and everyone just laughed it off. Who knew creepers had such a great sense of humor?

3. The server owner once built a rollercoaster that went through the Nether and back. It was so intense, even the Ghasts were screaming in excitement.

4. We have a secret underground base that is said to hold the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Legend has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels! Helen of Troy ain’t got nothing on us!

AquaticMC Network

.14, #1, +18, +9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16+, 17, 19, 2.., 20, 3.., 4.., 5.., 6.., 7.., 8.., Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

We are a Minecraft server that seeks fun and entertainment for users so they can enjoy our great server!

aquaticmc.nether-zone.com:13317

I Can’t Feel Love Minecraft Server

Apathy, cold-hearted, devoid of empathy, devoid of feelings, disconnected from emotions, emotional detachment, emotional numbness, emotionless, Empathy, feel, hate, I can’t feel love, indifference, lack of connection, lack of empathy, love, loveless, loveless existence, Lust, Minecraft, numb to emotions, Server, unable to love, void of love

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	8610
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	284
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, come join our server where love and empathy are overrated! We specialize in hate and lust, so if you’re looking for a place to let out your inner villain, this is the server for you.

Our community is filled with players who have embraced their dark side, from griefing other players’ builds to starting wars over virtual resources. But hey, who needs love and empathy when you can have power and chaos, am I right?

Join us and unleash your inner monster. Who knows, you might even make some new frenemies along the way. Just remember, on this server, it’s kill or be killed. So sharpen your swords and get ready for a wild ride. Love is for losers, but on our server, you’ll never feel alone in your hatred and lust.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body positivity quotes, body positivity tips, Confidence, embracing imperfections, empowerment, mental health, Minecraft, No. 273246676, physical health, player, positive body image, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, thighs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Villages Defended:	17	Animals Bred:	68
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to Thighs SMP, where the only thing thicker than our members’ thighs is the drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with treacherous adventures, epic battles, and more tea than a high school cafeteria.

Why should you join Thighs SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Thighmaster, a mystical being who can squat an entire mountain with just one flex of their mighty thighs. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Thighmaster in a squat-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So grab your leggings and start training, because the competition is fierce!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who have declared war on all players. Beware of their feathered fury as you navigate the dangerous world of Thighs SMP.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Thighs SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, squat it out!

DreamPlyz

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy roleplay pvp adventure dungeons custom events quests plugins modded multiplayer sandbox exploration building, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to DreamPlyz, the ultimate Minecraft server for our passionate Discord community! Join us for endless adventures, creative builds, and a vibrant community that thrives on collaboration and fun. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting, DreamPlyz is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and connect with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts.

play.dreamplyz.com

World Cup Champs Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Crops Grown:	8929
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little something – we won the World Cup 2 years ago! That’s right, our Minecraft skills are so legendary that we were able to take home the gold in a virtual soccer tournament. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in redstone engineering. That’s right, these llamas can build anything from a simple piston door to a fully functioning roller coaster in the blink of an eye. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life!

The Best Sexo With An Indian Girl Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is where miracles happen on the daily!

Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started a boy band and are dropping mixtapes left and right.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want a pet zombie that tells dad jokes? Consider it yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft SMP of your lifetime!

D2S9

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla server Cracked server Active community Version 1.12.2 Build Destroy No rules Experience Community Afternoons Multiplayer Survival Creative PVP Economy Plugins Mods Minigames Custom Adventure

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5844
Love Letters Sent:	12	Votes:	3589
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

D2S9 is a cracked vanilla server in version 1.12.2 with a fairly active community (regularly in the afternoons), this server allows you to build, destroy and whatever you can think of because there are no rules, join and enjoy this experience :3.

d2s9.org