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GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

Boring, crucifying, Day, death, DESERVED, Edition, exiting, Followers, goat followers, GoatCraft, hot pokers, Jewish, killing themselves, knowing, misery inducing, people, place they belong, rapping, Satanist, satanists, tuckers out, well rested

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	7541	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

VaxCraft: Saving Lives & Building Blocks

blocks, building, Covid-19, data analysis, European, European countries, global health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, herd immunity, lives, lives saved, mortality rate, omicron, pandemic, public health, research, SAVING, statistics, undercount, vaccination impact, Vaccinations, vaccine effectiveness, VaxCraft, virus strain

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the players are so OP that they actually saved 1.6 million European lives with their sick PvP skills? That’s right, these legends were out there slaying mobs and building epic bases while also fighting off the dreaded Omicron virus like it was just another boss battle.

Join this server and become a hero in your own right! Who needs a diamond sword when you can wield the power of a life-saving vaccine? Plus, rumor has it that the admins are actually wizards who can summon rare loot drops just by waving their enchanted wands.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this epic quest to save the world, one block at a time! Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Let’s go, gamers!

LEGITMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Minecraft server Gaming Survival PVP Economy Adventure Quests Redstone Building Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames Mods Resources Community Multiplayer Roleplay Exploration Plugins

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	203
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

the best lifesteal server ever best experience and enjoying server with good staff and good ranks with auction house

Legit.mc-world.net:25216

FallenCube

Community, dynamic, eager, Economy, Entertainment, Expansion, FallenCube, Future, Game, game modes, Growing, map features, Minecraft, Parkour, Players, progressive, Server, Skyblock, skyblock maps, Small, Suggestions, welcome

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Falling into the Void:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Emeralds Found:	7292	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

FallenCube is a dynamic, progressive skyblock game that offers endless entertainment with its unique map features. While our community is currently small, it’s growing, and we anticipate even more expansion with future skyblock maps and additional game modes. We’re excited to welcome more players and are always eager to hear suggestions from our community.

fallencube.com

Grimwald SMP: Where we mine diamonds by day and fight creepers by night! Join us now!

Community, configs, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Day, Democracy, diamonds, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Fight, Friendly, Griefing, Grimwald, group projects, hackers, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, night, Plugins, Protection, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Updates, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

About Us

We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.

Features

Proximity voicechat (optional)
Vanilla Tweaks datapacks for quality of life
Coreprotect for server protection
Hard difficulty
Democracy for major server decisions
Updates to new versions soon after release
Friendly community
Minigames and events
Group projects
No pay-to-win or voting to access features

Apply

To apply, visit: Application Form

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server mostly vanilla?	Yes, we have some quality of life datapacks and plugins for server protection, but the core gameplay is vanilla.
Can I use proximity voicechat?	Yes, it is optional for players to use proximity voicechat on the server.
Are major server decisions voted on?	Yes, democracy is used for all major server decisions.
Is TNT, rail, and carpet duping allowed?	Yes, we have vanilla-like configs where TNT, rail, and carpet duping is allowed.
How do you protect against theft and griefing?	We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect the server. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

Fembot’s Cute Loser BF Minecraft Server

ambient music, AniManga, animation, autism, brown hair, cute, doomer side, egalitarian relationship, fembot, fembots, fit, golden retriever personality, green eyes, guitar, hobbies, japanese, khhv, Loser, loser bf, Minecraft, Music, NEET, OCD, piano, Post rock, programming, sense of humor, Server, shutin, Social Skills, White

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the cool kids (and golden retriever personalities) like you!

Join our server and meet our resident 21-year-old shut-in who is a KHHV (that’s right, never had a girlfriend and proud of it), NEET, and self-proclaimed master of avoiding social media and porn. But don’t worry, he’s not a chud and definitely doesn’t hate women.

With a mix of autism, OCD, and a touch of doomer energy, our server is the perfect place for those who march to the beat of their own drum. Plus, our resident musician, programmer, weightlifter, Japanese speaker, and aspiring artist will keep you entertained with his quirky sense of humor and love for animanga and niche music (ambient and post-rock, anyone?).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of chaos, creativity, and camaraderie. Bonus trivia: our resident cool guy even has a really cool name. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

NijiENNoobGamer Minecraft SMP

Anime, debut, debut success, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Minecraft, NijiEN, NijiENNoobGamer, Nijisanji, online content, Popularity, smp, streaming, success, talent, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Villages Defended:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3715

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh, have fun, and maybe even question your sanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started a protest against the iron golems for their aggressive behavior, and where the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe (watch out for their explosive finale)!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of sheep who have formed a cult worshiping a golden carrot, and a mysterious player who may or may not be a time-traveling wizard from the future.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server – or at least get a good story to tell your friends!

CraftyGuyMC SMP

10. Scuba diving, 11. Rock climbing, 12. Meditation retreat, 13. Stand-up comedy, 14. Surfing, 15. Camping in the wilderness, 16. Writing a book, 17. Taking a hot air balloon ride, 18. Attending a music festival, 19. Learning to play an instrument, 2. Traveling solo, 20. Going on a blind date., 3. Skydiving, 4. Bungee jumping, 5. Road trip, 6. Cooking a gourmet meal, 7. Learning a new language, 8. Volunteering abroad, 9. Dancing salsa, adventure sports, CraftyGuyMC, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off attacks from a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve faced off against a chicken army armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens – they’re always plotting something…

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Federal-Level Emergency, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk, Kursk Emergency, KurskCraft, military conflict, Minecraft, national defense, political tensions, russia, Russia Declares Emergency, russian federation, security measures, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, ukraine russia conflict, Ukrainian crisis, Ukrainian Incursion

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

lol u ever wanted to play minecraft in a place where russia is declaring emergencies left and right? well boy do we have the server for u! come join us in our epic world where ukraine keeps tryna mess with russia and we gotta build walls and stuff to keep them out. it’s like a real life history lesson but with creepers and zombies. plus, putin himself makes appearances in the game and gives u quests to complete. join now for a wild ride of political drama and blocky adventures!

FinnCraft – No Rusky Buys!

border control, Buying, buys, defence minister, drafting bill, european union, finland, FinnCraft, Finnish properties, foreign buyers, foreign investment, government policy, international relations, legislation, national security, political tensions, Prevent, property market, property ownership, real estate, restrictions, Rusky, Russian citizens

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build ur own lil world in minecraft, right? well, imagine if u could do that but with a twist! on this server, we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff happening, like, for realz.

first off, we got this epic war going on between the finnish and russian players. it’s like, total chaos, man. the finnish players are trying to stop the russian players from buying up all the properties in their virtual world. like, can u imagine that? it’s like a virtual cold war, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, the defence minister is getting involved too! he’s like, “no way, russian players, u can’t take over our virtual land!” it’s like a whole new level of drama in minecraft, dude.

so, if u wanna be part of this insane virtual war and help defend the finnish properties from the russian invaders, then u gotta join our server. it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before, trust me. come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic minecraft battle!

MineFitCraft: Beat the Genes

beat, diabetes risk, disease prevention, FITNESS, Genes, genetic factors, genetic predisposition, genetic risk, health benefits, healthy choices, healthy diet, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, lifestyle changes, metabolic health, MineFitCraft, physical activity, Prevention, regular exercise, type 2 diabetes, wellbeing, wellness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Star Shards Collected:	274	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where if you eat lots of virtual veggies and do virtual exercise, you can, like, totally reduce your chances of getting type 2 diabetes, even if your minecraft character has, like, bad genetics or something. it’s, like, magic or something, man. so come join us on this wacky server where your virtual health actually matters and you can, like, live forever in the minecraft world without worrying about getting diabetes or whatever. it’s, like, a game changer, dude. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and healthy together in the virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so good for your health, right?