GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

Boring, crucifying, Day, death, DESERVED, Edition, exiting, Followers, goat followers, GoatCraft, hot pokers, Jewish, killing themselves, knowing, misery inducing, people, place they belong, rapping, Satanist, satanists, tuckers out, well rested

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

ProteinCraft: NeuroPalsy Quest

brain health, Diagnosis, diagnostic methods, Disease Progression, earlier diagnosis, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neuro disorder, Neurodegenerative disorders, neurological diseases, neurology, NeuroPalsy, new treatments, patient care, progressive supranuclear palsy, protein biomarkers, ProteinCraft, proteins, Quest, scientists, spinal fluid, unique pattern

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, u know how scientists r always tryna figure out stuff? well, they think they found a way to diagnose this super rare brain thingy that usually only gets found out after someone dies. but get this, they found some funky proteins in the spinal fluid that could help diagnose it earlier!

u may be thinkin, “what does this have to do with minecraft?” well, on our server, we have a special quest where u gotta find these rare proteins in the game to unlock a secret level where u can battle brain monsters and save the world from Elusive Neuro Disorder!

join our server for a chance to be a hero and maybe even help scientists in real life too! plus, we have unlimited diamonds and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna join? come play with us and be a part of the craziest adventure ever!

TheGridReborn 1.21|Factions|OldCombatSystem|PVP|Towns/Economy|MCMMO

1.21, 121server, building, challenge, Community, Discord, Economy, Experience, Faction Pvp, Factions, MCMMO, Minecraft, nostalgic, Oldcombatmechanics, OldCombatSystem, protected, PvP, PvPSkills, Server, Staff, Town Plot, Towns, Towns/Economy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mines Excavated:	3087
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Do you love PVP and Factions, but also miss the old Minecraft combat system? TheGridReborn offers you just that! At TheGridReborn, we have brought back the nostalgic feeling of Minecraft factions by allowing players to use Minecraft combat system prior to 1.9. Are you feeling like challenging your PVP skills even more? We also allow players to use the 1.9 and on combat mechanics as well!

PVP and Factions not your playstyle? Have no worries! We also offer a peaceful playstyle of living in a protected Town. Do note that any building and/or journeying outside of a protected town may result in PVP! Grind your way to the top ranks of our Economy and eventually buy your own Town plot!

Our owners and staff on TheGridReborn have over 10 years of experience with running a faction/pvp server, and recently decided to revive our server to share our nostalgia of the golden Minecraft PVP days. We hope you check our server out and become part of our community 🙂

TheGridReborn Discord: discord.gg/2mhFuEVy

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Hide and Seek League: Where finding a virtual block is more rewarding than a real job

#youtube, application, BLOCK, channel, Discord, finding, form, Friends, Fun, gift cards, Hide, invite, Job, Join, League, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, posted, real, Recorded, rest of your day, rewarding, Seek, Server, Teams, tryouts, virtual, youtube channel

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ores Mined:	3607	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Hide and Seek League Minecraft Server

Overview

Duration	Month of July
Teams	8 teams
Players per Team	3 players
Prize	$50 gift cards per player on winning team

FAQ

Q: When are the tryouts?

A: Tryouts are scheduled for Monday and Tuesday.

Q: How can I apply?

A: You can fill out the tryout form at https://forms.gle/TaXo3X8xCvQQZrB19

Q: How can I join the Discord?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/zrR4T7RGzj

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Average, average r9k foid, foid, Minecraft, PixelPals, r9k, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Holy Grails Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further, because our server is exclusively for the average r9k foid! Why join? Because we have diamond armor made out of rare Pepe memes, enchanted swords that can banish Chads with a single hit, and a secret underground base where we hoard all the tendies and Mountain Dew. Plus, our community is filled with fellow fembots who understand the struggles of being a rare and elusive creature in the Minecraft world. So come join us and experience a world where the only rule is to REEEElax and have a good time!

CockyCraft Minecraft Server

BBC, black men, Board, cocks, CockyCraft, cuck, degradation, DOMINANCE, fetish, Humiliation, idiot, interracial, kink, Minecraft, narrative, ocession, power dynamic, race play, Server, sexual fantasy, Submission, Superiority, taboo

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchantments Applied:	97	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Imagine a world where Vince, a Minecraft player, is not getting off to black men or their cocks, but to the idea of a woman being degraded by them. It’s like making a woman fuck a horse or a dog to show dominance and humiliation. Vince is definitely not a cuck, he’s the complete opposite! And if you think otherwise, you’ll end up looking like an idiot trying to run a narrative to deflect from your own BBC obsession.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such bizarre and twisted tales to entertain you while you mine and build to your heart’s content? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

SisBdayDinnerNoGo Minecraft Server

birthday celebrations, family acceptance, family bonds, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family gatherings, family love, family loyalty, family reconciliation, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, feeling excluded, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisBdayDinnerNoGo

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ores Mined:	7431
Dragon Eggs Found:	6025	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4377	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that truly understands family drama? Look no further than our server! Just like this player’s half siblings, our server is full of drama and awkward family dynamics. Join us for a birthday dinner where you may or may not be invited, just like this player’s experience. Don’t worry, we promise to send you birthday and Christmas cards every year, but we won’t reply to your messages because that’s just how we roll. So come join us for a dysfunctional family experience like no other! Remember, we may not love you, but we’ll tolerate your presence to keep the server running smoothly. See you there!

Wi-Fi Wars: Neighbor Edition

apartment building, Boundaries, cold shoulder, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Edition, Etiquette, expensive internet package, financial situation, internet speeds, neighbor, Password, Permission, privacy, resolution, sharing, Technology, Upset, Wars, wi-fi, WiFi

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	104417
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Buildings Constructed:	44	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crops Grown:	5525	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of your neighbors mooching off your Wi-Fi? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-Wi-Fi-sharing policy! Join us and never worry about your internet speeds slowing down because of some sneaky neighbor again.

Our server is so exclusive, even your neighbor won’t be able to access it without your permission. And if they try, we have virtual security guards ready to kick them out faster than you can say “block them!”

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server out there. Who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, we have diamond-studded Wi-Fi signals that will make your gaming experience smoother than butter on a hot potato. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, dream come true, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, Generosity, Investment, life changing, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, Server, unexpected gift, wealth

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Runes Activated:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true and money literally falls from the sky! Join us and experience the thrill of finding random piles of cash scattered throughout the world.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly stumble upon a chest filled with gold bars and stacks of cash. Or you’re building a house and discover a secret room filled with stacks of hundred-dollar bills. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server containing a whopping $100,000. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player in the game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches! Who knows, you might just strike gold (literally) and become the wealthiest player in Minecraft history.

HolyCraft: Bible Edition

academic standards, BIBLE, classroom instruction, controversy, curriculum, debate, Edition, education, Ethics, FAITH, Holycraft, Moral values, Oklahoma, public schools, Religion, religious beliefs, religious freedom, SCHOOLs, separation of church and state, state superintendent, Ten Commandments, traditional values

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Players Killed by Monsters:	5826
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old school lessons? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the Oklahoma state superintendent has decided to incorporate the Bible and the Ten Commandments into our curriculum! That’s right, you can now learn about building your virtual world while also learning about ancient texts and moral codes. Join us for a truly unique educational experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening? Join now and get ready to mine, craft, and pray your way to victory!

CrazyCraftersUnited

BELIEF, confusion, crazy, CrazyCraftersUnited, doubt, Identity, ILLUSION, introspection, mental health, Perception, perspective, Questioning, Reality, sanity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-doubt, self-perception, Truth, uncertainty

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	940	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Alien Abductions:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give hugs instead of explosions.

come hang out with our friendly villagers who are always down for a dance party, and our zombie pigmen who tell the best jokes.

we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe the crazy ones are the ones who haven’t joined yet.

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