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Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP

1 HP, Damage, equivalent damage, equivalent health loss, equivalent injury, Gaming, health, health points, hit points, injury, Minecraft, minor damage, minor health damage, minor health loss, minor injury, Ouchie1HP, physical injury, Real Life, role playing games, RPG, small injury, smp, video games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	95	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

DreamJob2Now

career choices, career dreams, career goals, career path, career trajectory., childhood ambitions, childhood aspirations, childhood career goals, childhood dreams, childhood dreams revisited, childhood dreams vs reality, childhood fantasies, current job, current occupation, dream career, dream job, dream profession, DreamJob2Now, future aspirations, job aspirations, professional aspirations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Remember when you used to dream of being a professional unicorn rider or a superhero who saves the world with nothing but a rubber chicken? Well, now you can live out those childhood fantasies on our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted rubber chicken, battle evil mobs with your trusty unicorn steed, and build a fortress made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

Who needs a boring old office job when you can be a virtual superhero in a world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your childhood dreams today!

HostageBlocker69

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	New Chunks Explored:	289267
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. you gotta join cuz we got this dude named Ben-Gvir who, like, admits to, like, preventing hostage deals all the time. it’s like a crazy adventure every day, you never know what’s gonna happen next. come join us and see for yourself, it’s a total rollercoaster of chaos and madness. plus, we have, like, the best diamond mines in all of Minecraft, like seriously, you won’t find better loot anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and mayhem on our server, it’s gonna be a blast!

Confrontation-Free Zone

avoidance, Confrontation, ConfrontationFree, emotional well being, facing fears, inner strength, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Zone

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	8622
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server and finally face your fears head on! Forget feeling small and insignificant, on our server you will feel like a giant among men (and creepers)!

Embark on wild adventures, battle fierce monsters, and build the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner warrior in a virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Will you be brave enough to summon their spirit and learn their secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you are not afraid to face confrontation…especially when it involves a horde of angry zombies!

Goat Recognition Quest

Animal Behavior, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal studies, behavioural evidence, cognitive abilities, facial photos, facial recognition, familiar humans, Goat, Goats, heart rate shifts, human-animal interaction, physiological changes, Quest, recognition, recognition abilities, research, social cognition, study, voice recognition, Voice recordings

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchantments Applied:	274
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

so, like, u ever wonder if goats can, like, recognize u by ur face and voice? well, on our server, we take that shiz to the next level! we got goats that can, like, totally tell who u are just by lookin at ur pic and hearin ur voice! it’s, like, some next level sci-fi shiz, man.

join our server and see for urself the mind-blowing abilities of our goats. u won’t believe ur eyes (or ears)! plus, if u don’t match up, who knows what kind of crazy stuff might happen? heart rate shifts, behavioural changes, u name it! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

so, like, come on down to our server and see if u can fool our goats. but be warned, they ain’t no fools. they know who u are, even if u try to hide. it’s a goat vs human showdown like u’ve never seen before. u won’t wanna miss it!

STARRY [smp]

99% acceptance, accept players, building projects, Community, Custom Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farms, Fun Community, Healthy Community, hermit craft, Join, long term SMP, Plugins, Server, shopping district, smp, Starry, ticket channel, Towns, Version 1.21.4

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Potions Brewed:	175
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Items Found:	2119
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Starry SMP Overview

Current Version	1.21.4
Description	We’re creating a long term SMP with many building projects, farms, community, and more. The only things we don’t allow are anarchy and griefing. We aim to have a healthy and fun community for everyone. We plan to make a Hermitcraft type of server.
Custom Features	Custom Datapacks and Plugins, including a shopping district, communities/towns/events. We accept 99% of people!
How to Join	Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/starry and make a ticket in our ticket channel.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone can join the server by following the steps mentioned in the “How to Join” section.
Are griefing and anarchy allowed on the server?	No, griefing and anarchy are not allowed. We aim to maintain a healthy and fun community for all players.
What type of projects can I work on?	You can work on building projects, farms, communities, towns, and participate in events on the server.
Are there any restrictions on who can join?	We accept 99% of people, so anyone is welcome to join the server.

Birthing Alone 1.20.2

1.20.2, abandoned baby, abandoned child, abandonment, abandonment issues, baby boy, birthing, DATING, Motherhood, motherhood challenges, motherhood choices, motherhood decisions, motherhood dilemmas, motherhood questions, motherhood struggles, parenting, relationships, single mother, single motherhood, single parenting, Wilderness

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Votes:	4077
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	228	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the harsh realities of single motherhood by abandoning your baby boy in the wilderness! Who needs responsibilities when you can build pixelated houses and mine for diamonds instead? Plus, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder whether or not you’re still dateable while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s a win-win situation, really. So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind!

GasGuzzler Minecraft Server

adult child, aita, Boundaries, Communication, DAUGHTER, ENTITLEMENT, fair share, family dynamics, financial expectations, gas, GasGuzzler, household expenses, insurance, living arrangements, maintenance costs, Minecraft, ownership, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Vehicle, vehicle usage

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
New Chunks Explored:	256644	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of freeloading family members taking advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of having a daughter who mooches off you! On our server, we have a special gas payment system where players must mine for gas resources to keep their virtual vehicles running. Show your daughter how it’s done by making her work for her gas money in-game! Join now for a hilarious and relatable gaming experience!

PreggoCraft: No Wallpaper Duty!

23 weeks, adhd, cold, Duty, electricity, Focus, Freezing, Heating, heavy, Help, husband, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, refusal, renovation house, task, Toddler, ungrateful, unreasonable, wallpaper, wallpaper removal, work

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel grateful for not having to remove wallpaper in the freezing cold while pregnant? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual world where you can escape from reality and enjoy building without any manual labor involved. Plus, our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you focus on one task at a time, unlike some ADHD partners out there. Join us now and say goodbye to real-life chores and hello to endless fun and creativity!

MovieTVShowMinecraftSMP

adaptation, audience engagement, audience expectations, Characters, Cinematic, creative freedom, Entertainment, episodic, film industry, genre adaptation, movies, MovieTVShowMinecraftSMP, narrative, pacing, Plot, production value, screenwriting, storytelling, storytelling format, television industry, tv shows

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, but with more explosions and llamas wearing sunglasses. Like seriously, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans we get up to.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens. And our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, who is basically a genius strategist when it comes to raiding other players’ bases.

But that’s not even the best part – we have a whole storyline going on where we’re trying to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, which is said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and the ability to turn into a giant squid. Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So come join us on this epic journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday.