| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5397 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
donator29.gamely.pro:20736
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2246 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Culture | Safe and toxic-free community |
| Nations | Form or join your own nation |
| Players | Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome |
| Time Zone | Mainly EST, open to all time zones |
To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.
If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.
It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.
All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2650 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 5602 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 101 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4755 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.
So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7074 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!
But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1135 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7691 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.
And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9712 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3033 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3452 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2685 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1513 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1878 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?
join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!
