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BlockyTradeWars

BlockyTradeWars, economic impact, economic sanctions, economic struggles, geopolitical challenges, global economy, global trade, international relations, international trade, market analysis, political tensions, russia, sanctions, sanctions effects, trade agreements, trade disruptions, trade policies, trade restrictions, War, WSJ analysis

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crops Grown:	4549
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5239	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we rewire global trade like russia but without the sanctions and war lol. we got diamonds for days and creepers that trade with you instead of blowing up. our economy is booming like a fireworks show on new year’s eve. join us and be part of the most epic trade empire in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of rare loot that only the bravest players can find. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

Crafty Moms R Us

accessories, Crafty, fashion, Gifts, greeting cards, Hallmark store, hobbies, Home decor, Hot Topic, interests, leisure, Lifestyle, middle aged, moms, Popular, Retail, shopping, shopping destination, Store, suburban women, trendy, womens fashion

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7659

Yo, dis server be like a Hallmark store on steroids, but for middle aged suburban women who wanna spice up their lives with some blocky adventures! Join us if you wanna trade in those sappy greeting cards for a diamond sword and slay some creepers in style! We got unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats! Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one Hallmark card at a time!

Blocky Truth or Dare

blocky, cognitive bias, disputed tags, election claims, election misinformation, fact-checking, high political knowledge, information accuracy, information credibility, judged truthfulness, media literacy, Misinformation, misinformation judgment, political beliefs, political knowledge, social media, Trump voters, Trump’s claims, Truth, truthfulness, twitter

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4384
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the cows do the Macarena! We got pigs flying on rockets and chickens doing backflips, it’s a party 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Trump voters with high political knowledge think our election misinformation is more truthful than Twitter’s “disputed” tags! It’s like a parallel universe where up is down and left is right, but in a good way!

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason. See you there, crazy crafters!

Daughter University – Minecraft Server

career opportunities, college, DAUGHTER, Daughters, Decision making, education, empowerment, Family Values, financial investment, future prospects, gender equality, Gender Roles, higher education, Men, Minecraft, opportunities, parenting, personal growth, self improvement, Server, societal expectations, success, University

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Void Armor Forged:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground college where players can send their daughters to study… in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about real-life tuition fees and student loans, here you can send your daughter to college for free and watch her become a blocky genius! Plus, rumor has it that our college has a hidden dungeon where players can battle zombie professors and skeleton students for extra credit. So why wait? Join our server now and let the wacky adventures begin!

Studio in the US Minecraft SMP Ame Was Supposedly

Abandoned, ame, Ame’s project, Closure, Development, Disappearance, investigation, Minecraft, missing, Mystery, mystery studio, Project, Rumors, smp, speculation, Studio, supposedly, unanswered questions, unsolved, US, whereabouts, Working

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Oh, let me tell you the tea, hun! Ame got tired of the Hollywood life and decided to start her own Minecraft SMP instead. And let me tell you, it’s wilder than a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Join our SMP for the chance to build your dream base, battle it out in epic PvP battles, and maybe even find love in a pixelated world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Just watch out for that one player who always seems to have a TNT trap up their sleeve… it’s all fun and games until your base gets blown to smithereens!

GymJamzMixUp

#workout, airpods, asking for change, classmate, Communication, criticism, dj, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, gym mate, GymJamzMixUp, gymnastics class, Music, music selection, Offense, playlist, Repetition, Repetitive, taste in music, Variety

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of hearing the same 7 songs on repeat while working out on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a DJ named Ben who will serenade you with a different tune every time you log in! And don’t worry about offending him, he’s too busy spinning those virtual records to notice your complaints. Join us now for a music-filled workout experience like no other!

RetroRegrets: Fixing My Past!

CHANGE, Fixing, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, MISTAKES, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, RetroRegrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-forgiveness, self-improvement goals, self-transformation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Votes:	3064
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the power to go back in time and change anything about yourself! Want to be a ninja instead of a regular player? Done! Want to have a pet dragon instead of a pet dog? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless on our server where time travel is just a block away. So come join us and rewrite your Minecraft story in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!

PixelKidz Health Check

Blood Test, CHECK, children, early detection, health, healthcare advancements, Heart Disease, innovation, lipid analysis, liver disease, machine analysis, Medical, pediatric health, PixelKidz, preventative care, researchers, risk assessment, serious illnesses, study, Technology, type 2 diabetes, Warning

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re saving lives! like, this server is so insane that it can actually predict if you’re gonna get sick or not. no joke, man.

you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! the server tells you that you might get type 2 diabetes or liver disease. like, what?! how does it even know that? it’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff.

so, if you wanna be a hero and also have a sick base in minecraft, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for all diseases while you’re at it. yeah, that’s right, this server is that crazy. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Minecraft Server: /dng/ – Dueling Network General

AMC Cup 11, Anon Arena 2, Banlists, database, Decklists, dng, dng Cup., dueling, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, general, Hosts, master duel, Minecraft, Network, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Ryzeal the Rogue, Server, stock market, TCG, tops, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Votes:	9864
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner rogue and dominate with a 35% chance of coming out on top! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Legend has it, if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that shoot out fireworks. Who needs a bow and arrow when you can shoot out a rainbow of colors?

3. Our server is like a virtual stock market, where you can trade rare items and potions for emeralds. Just don’t invest in CreeperCoin, trust me on that one.

4. The banlist on our server is as unpredictable as a creeper sneaking up on you. You never know when your favorite weapon or tool will be banned, keeping you on your toes at all times.

5. We host epic events like the AMC Cup 11, where players battle it out for the title of ultimate Minecraft champion. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (not really, but a player can dream).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers and always watch your back in the Nether.

Admit That FF9 Is Reddit Minecraft SMP The True Masterpiece FF7 Minecraft SMP FF9 vs FF7 Minecraft SMP Showdown Reddit vs Masterpiece Minecraft SMP Battle FF9 is Reddit, FF7 is Masterpiece Minecraft SMP

Admit, BattleFF9, Characters, classic, comparison, debate, Fans, ff7, FF9, Final Fantasy, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, long tail, Masterpiece, Minecraft, Nostalgia, opinion, reddit, RPG, series, ShowdownReddit, smp, SMPFF9, smpthe, Story, True, video games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Animals Bred:	162	Dimension Hops:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why join, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are trying to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who may or may not be lurking in the shadows waiting to strike. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!