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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 128 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 54 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 377 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
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