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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 387 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 172 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 367 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Star Shards Collected: | 202 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 189 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie to funky tunes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!