HahaCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Trump, comedic critique, funny, haha, HahaCraft, humor, laughing at politics, laughing at Trump, Minecraft, Political Comedy, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, Political satire, presidential jokes, presidential mockery, satire, Server, Trump administration, Trump jokes, Trump mockery, Trump Sucks

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP – >30 LINK

>30 LINK, backlinking, content strategy, Digital Marketing, gt30, keyword research, Link, link building, long tail tag, meta tags, Minecraft, online marketing, online presence, online visibility, organic search, PixelatedPals, search engine optimization, search engine ranking, Seo, smp, web analytics, website optimization, website performance, website promotion, website traffic

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mines Excavated:	3656	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Animals Bred:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the cha-cha!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! The player danced the night away with skeletons and zombies until the sun came up. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. Imagine the riches you could have with a whole coop of Diamond Chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding cows. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DiaperDutyDenied

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Decision making, diaper changing, DiaperDutyDenied, family dynamics, Gender Roles, guilt tripping, judgment, long tail, medical reasons, nervousness, paraprofessional experience, parenting, Personal preferences, Potty training, responsibilities, sibling relationships

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mines Excavated:	2041	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So, imagine this: you log onto our server and you’re immediately thrown into a world where changing diapers is the ultimate challenge. Yes, you heard that right. Diapers. You’ll be faced with changing virtual diapers left and right, and trust me, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with family drama that will keep you entertained for hours. From siblings refusing to change diapers to parents guilt-tripping you for not stepping up, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

And hey, if you think changing diapers in real life is tough, just wait until you try it in Minecraft. It’s a whole new level of chaos that will have you questioning your life choices.

So come join our server and experience the diaper-changing madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP

common practices, Cultural differences, customs, different, everyday life, habits, Individuality, Minecraft, normal, NormalNotNormal, norms, Perception, personal beliefs, Personal experiences, perspective, smp, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Subjective, Traditions, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magic Items Found:	4182
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds and building bland houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

NotCheatingButCrafting

accusations, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Defense, emotional intelligence, Empathy, fidelity, Honesty, love, loyalty, Men, misunderstanding, NotCheatingButCrafting, perspective, Reassurance, reddit, relationships, Support, Trust

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Magic Items Found:	5685

Are you tired of being accused of cheating in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Build secret hideouts for your side pieces, create elaborate traps to catch your significant other snooping around, and even have a pet parrot that squawks “I’m faithful, I swear!” every time your partner logs on. Join now and cheat your way to victory!

CloudySoulzMC

Afterlife, Atmospheric, Celestial, Clouds, CloudySoulzMC, dead people, eerie, Ethereal, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, Metaphysical, Mystery, mystical, OTHERWORLDLY, Philosophical, Souls, SPIRITUAL, Supernatural, surreal, Thought-provoking

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Yo, so imagine this, right? What if clouds were actually the souls of dead people just chillin’ up in the sky? Crazy, right? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore this wacky concept and build your own cloud city filled with ghostly inhabitants.

Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience where you can battle it out with other players in epic sky wars, or team up to conquer the cloud kingdom and become the ruler of the skies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground realm where you can mine for rare ores and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this twisted version of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this bizarre world where clouds are more than just fluffy white things in the sky.

LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

Cases, epidemiology, findings, health, high incidence areas, higher, infection, Lyme Disease, Lyme Disease awareness, Lyme Disease prevention, Lyme Disease treatment, LymeCraft, public health, research, statistics, study, Tick, tick bites, tick prevention, tick-borne diseases, tick-borne illness, US

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

age, atmosphere, border, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Events, Excited, Explore, Feedback, Folks, Fun, ideas, Mechanics, Minecraft, Moderation, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, Soft, Spigot, stress, Tpa, Vanilla, WEEKLY

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24

CanopyMC Server

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel Dynamic Map – View builds in real time New Hats – Custom hats for players Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone Community Builds – Collaborative projects

Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

carrying sperm, cups of sperm, fertility, male fertility, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, sperm analysis, sperm banks, sperm carrying methods, sperm cells, sperm collection, sperm count, sperm donation, sperm health, sperm preservation, sperm production, sperm quality, sperm samples, sperm storage, sperm storage containers, sperm transport, SpermCupCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	169
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	1066	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

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