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Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer

adoption, answer, anti spendism, Bread, containment board, Dangerous, Driving, extremist, gdp, globohomo establishment, glowies, HATED, Life, Militant, Minecraft, PEERS, Posting, Radical, Redpilling, smp, SPENDING, Tables, Wonderer

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

SewerCraft: Hermes Unleashed Minecraft Server

ancient artifact, Ancient civilization, ancient greece, ancient sculpture, archaeological find, archaeology, art restoration, bulgaria, Bulgarian history, cultural heritage, deity, Excavation, Greek god, hermes, historical discovery, historical preservation, Minecraft, religious icon, Server, Sewer, SewerCraft, Statue, Uncovered, Unleashed

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got statues of Greek gods popping up in our sewers like it’s NBD. Hermes just chillin down there, probably waiting for his Amazon Prime delivery. Join us and maybe u’ll find Poseidon’s trident in ur toilet next, who knows? It’s a wild ride on dis server, come join the fun!

MinecraftMuniExtinction

#sustainability, community engagement, Crisis, demographics, Development, Experts, Extinction, future planning, Governance, Infrastructure, Japan, local government, MinecraftMuniExtinction, municipalities, policy, population decline, rural areas, Services, urban areas, urbanization, Warning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	287
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1

lol u know wat u need to do to save Japan’s municipalities from extinction? join our epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind and keep u entertained for hours. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u will be granted magical powers to save Japan from certain doom. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to save the day, one block at a time. join now before it’s too late!

GlowCraft: Anti-Counterfeit GlowTech

advanced materials, AntiCounterfeit, anticounterfeiting, Authentication, counterfeit prevention, Customizable, develop, disappear, GLOW, GlowCraft, GlowTech, innovation, long-lasting, luminescence, material, Programmed, Protection, researchers, SECURITY, Stages, Technology, tuneable, UV light

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	9473
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	2042	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. it’s like this magical place where you can build and craft and do all sorts of crazy stuff. but get this, the coolest part is the anticounterfeiting material we use. it’s like, super high tech and stuff. it glows even after the UV light is gone, like, how cool is that? and get this, you can program it to disappear in stages. it’s like watching a magic show in Minecraft, man. you gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. trust me, you won’t regret it.

LogicCraft Minecraft Server

analytical thinking, argumentum ad populum, bandwagon fallacy, belief systems, cognitive bias, Cognitive Distortions, cognitive psychology, critical thinking, Decision making, deductive reasoning, evidence-based reasoning, fallacies, inductive reasoning, Logic, logical fallacies, logical reasoning, LogicCraft, Minecraft, Persuasion, philosophy, rationality, reasoning, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
New Chunks Explored:	551316	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4207	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone just follows the crowd like a flock of sheep? Well, come join our server where we embrace the chaos and celebrate the last duckling mentality!

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a group of players all dressed as ducks, quacking and waddling around like they own the place. Why? Because on our server, we don’t follow the norm, we create our own wacky trends!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of players who have mastered the art of building giant rubber duck statues that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t ask how they do it, just marvel at their duck-tastic creations!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring bandwagon and join a server where the last duckling reigns supreme, then come on over and prepare for a quacking good time!

RibbitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Star Shards Collected:	200
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old names and rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us on pepega where the only rule is to have fun and maybe build a giant statue of a potato.

Our players have been known to engage in epic battles with mobs using nothing but a carrot and a dream. Witness the legendary showdown between rektsmidge and rektokayeg as they fight for the title of Supreme Potato Farmer.

But that’s not all! Join rektjj on his quest to build the tallest tower made entirely out of dirt blocks. Will he succeed or will gravity finally catch up to him?

And don’t forget about rektreeee, the server’s resident tree hugger who has planted over 1 million saplings in a single day. Talk about dedication!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even run into okpepe riding a pig while wearing a tutu. It’s all possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

EvictingEntitledTenantLOL

entitled tenant, EvictingEntitledTenantLOL, Eviction, gazebo furniture, hoarder, landlord issues, landlord tenant relationship, property boundaries, property disputes, property management, property ownership, property ownership conflicts, property rights, racial discrimination, rental property conflicts, rental property management, rental property rules, shared laundry room, shared spaces, tenant behavior, tenant entitlement

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6928	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where the house is split in half with two apartments on each side!

Join us and experience the thrill of dealing with problem tenants like the old woman who claims everything on the property as “hers”. Witness the epic battle over the shared laundry room, where the old man washes his clothes in the sink because the old woman hoards the space with her belongings.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of the “caretaker” saga, where the old woman refuses to acknowledge the true owners of the property and refers to them as mere caretakers. And don’t miss out on the epic gazebo showdown, where the old woman claims ownership of the furniture left behind by the previous owners and tries to dictate who can use it.

Join our server now and experience the wild world of property disputes, hoarding battles, and territorial disputes like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

UltimateMC – Funniest Ultimatums Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, dealbreaker, emotional manipulation, FUNNIEST, Honesty, love, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Respect, Server, toxic behavior, Trust, UltimateMC, Ultimatum, ultimatum advice, ultimatum experiences, ultimatum stories, Ultimatums, worst ultimatum

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Star Shards Collected:	285
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Votes:	2683	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring ultimatums from your partner like “clean the dishes or else”? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only ultimatum you’ll get is “build an epic castle or else face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, hilarious pranks, and the chance to tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

ParentalGriefCraft

childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, neglect, parental control, parental mistakes, ParentalGriefCraft, parenting, self reflection, Therapy, toxic relationships, Trauma recovery

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Dimension Hops:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Are your parents constantly nagging you to get off Minecraft and do your homework? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our server! Join us and build your dream world where homework doesn’t exist and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance). So come on over and show your parents who’s boss by spending all day on our server – they’ll never know what hit ’em!

MineCraftLaborQueen

activism, civil rights, death sentence, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, iran, Justice, labor activist, MineCraftLaborQueen, Oppression, political repression, protest, rights groups, social justice, WOMAN, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

so lyke, u kno this server, it’s like, the bomb diggity. we got diamondz for dayz and creepers that do the cha cha slide. our admin is a llama in a top hat who can ban u with a flick of his tail.

u wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with cookies and unicorns. plus, we have a mini game where u have to fight off an army of evil chickens with only a stick. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and have the time of ur life, or else the llama admin will come for u. just kidding…or am i?

CraftyInsomnia

auditory hallucinations, brain activity, brain function, circadian rhythm, cognitive function, CraftyInsomnia, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Hallucinations, insomnia, late night, mental health, muscle spasms, neurological response, sensory perception, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, tiredness, visual disturbances

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain workout! our pixelated world will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels as you navigate through insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles.

rumor has it that if you play on our server long enough, you might start seeing minecraft blocks in real life! imagine walking down the street and seeing a creeper waiting to explode right in front of you. it’s like virtual reality, but without the fancy goggles!

we also have a secret hidden level where you can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a unicorn. yes, you read that right. a giant zombie pigman riding a unicorn. where else can you find that kind of madness?

so come join us on our minecraft server and get ready to have your brain twisted into knots. who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?