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CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

Abi Kadabura, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, collide, CraftyV4M, crystallis, Debut Merch, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, Globie gen 2, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, memes, Mono Monet, Mono’s birthday, Obari Luca, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, pixels, Previous thread, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sarugaku Leon Jr., Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, useful links, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5793	Alien Abductions:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runes Activated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

Anime, Arc, Buddhist teachings, Demons, Diamond, enlightenment, FANTASY, InuCraft, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Karma, Kikyo, Manga, meditation, Mythology, Quest, Reincarnation, sacred texts, Shards, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, tantric law of inversion, Vajrayana Buddhism

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5981	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

75 years, Alliance, Backlash, blind support, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, destroyed image, dickriding, Diplomacy, dumbfucks, Edition, foreign policy, HOLY, Indian, international relations, Israel, Land, loyalty, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, reputation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	880	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Towns Built:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

“Youth, 40, Abandoned, ABSENT, aging, alive, blocks, Craft, Crisis, depleted, Despair, deteriorating, Die, Disappointment, dreams, emptiness, ENERGY, evaporated, Friends, health, hopes, Lost, Midlife, motivation, savings, stay, Wasted

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	3636	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

3s, a2, a3, akuma, Balance patch, blocky, brawlers, CVS2, Daigo drills, Edition, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, frame data, High level replays, Minecraft, sfg, st, street, street fighter 6, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Teaser Trailer, warm-up routine

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Farms Harvested:	304	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)

Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so original and organic, it’s practically grown from the ground up like a Minecraft tree!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are running the show! That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers for building materials and trade with skeletons for rare items. It’s a real monster mash out there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that the blocks themselves have personalities. You’ll never know if that diamond ore is feeling generous or if that dirt block is plotting your demise. It’s a real block party, literally!

So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience?

Blocky Battles: ISSK Edition

Anime, Battles, blocky, comedy, Coming of Age, Drama, Edition, emotional, Female Protagonist, friendship, graphic novel, Heartwarming, Isshou Senkin, ISSK, japanese animation, LGBTQ, Love Triangle, Manga, manga series, romance, school life, slice of life, YuRi

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Star Shards Collected:	204	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so yuri, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a magical girl anime. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your Minecraft character and that cute villager over there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild and wacky server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some yuri-tastic fun!

EmmaCraft: Where every block is as flawless as Emma Watson’s birthday suit

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Magic Items Found:	4521
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Towns Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server to celebrate Emma Watson’s birthday in style! We have custom-built Hogwarts castle where you can roleplay as your favorite Harry Potter character and duel it out with other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a giant maze filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll find Emma Watson herself waiting to wish you a happy birthday!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with Emma and the rest of the cast of Harry Potter.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and make Emma Watson’s birthday the best one yet!