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PhoneFlipperPro

aita, business transaction, buyer backed out, cracked phone, customer satisfaction, customer service, phone buyer, phone condition, phone inspection, phone pictures, phone return, phone sale, phone seller, phone transaction, PhoneFlipperPro, reselling phones, retail transaction, return policy, return request, selling phones, used phones

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

BIZARRE, bizarre occurrence, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, serendipity, smp, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual happenstance, Wacky, weird

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mines Excavated:	2268
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	326010
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

#earworm, ANNOYING, AnnoyingEarwormCraft, can’t stand, catchy song, cringe, dislike, frustrating, grating, grinds my gears, IRRITATING, Music, old news, overplayed, Overrated, played out, Repetitive, Skip, Tiresome, too much, turn off

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Ores Mined:	8642
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	226	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

CreeperCarnageFunLand

airstrikes, Beirut, Blasts, breaking news, civilian areas, Conflict, CreeperCarnageFunLand, Dahiyeh, explosions, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, secondary explosions, Targets, violence, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Secret Passages Found:	6	Votes:	5117
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

animal lovers, BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, cat, cat behavior, cat companions, cat lovers, cat obsession, cat owners, Cool, Feline, feline friends, furry friends, multiple cats, one cat, perfect, pet owners, Pets, three cats, two cats, unique pets

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Potions Brewed:	125
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	8061
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

1.21, admins, Anarchy, Anarchy1.21, armor, Auto-mine, Customized map, dragon world, dragons, Good admins, Happy Gaming, Ip:, Love your destiny, Magic, minecraft server, MyDestiny, new armor, NEW WEAPONS, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, telegram channel, Telegram chat, weapons

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	184	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

IP: mydestiny.su

Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

Here you will find:

[+] Anarchy

[+] New armor

[+] New weapons

[+] Dragon World

[+] Customized map

[+] Good admins

Happy gaming!

mydestiny.su

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

21, Adult, aged, Community, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, fresh world, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, spawn city, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
Is the server for Java Edition only?	Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

BI SEXUAL, Cultural differences, DATING, EdgarMaxxing, Edgars, Gender norms, GirlFriendly, Girls, hello kitty, Identity, internet culture, LGBTQ, Mexican girls, mexico, Minecraft, online communities, relationships, Retardmaxxing, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Potions Brewed:	72	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!

> Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

Character development, Communication, Connection, deep bond, emotional connection, emotional depth, entire, Evolving, evolving relationship, friendship, growth, Intimacy, love, Manga, Minecraft, non-sexual relationship, not physical, platonic relationship, relationship, romance, smp, story progression, two people, Understanding, unresolved tension

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	977
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

CraftyCrip Minecraft Server

Assistance, basic life tasks, Boundaries, burden, care, Challenges, COMPLICATED, consideration, CraftyCrip, disabled friend, Favors, friendship, Helping, INDEPENDENCE, INTIMATE, Minecraft, physical disability, responsibilities, Server, Struggle, Support, wheelchair

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	69

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, unlike Mary’s friend!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about picking up things from across town for your friends. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the burden of helping someone with their laundry or toilet troubles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!