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PompeiiCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient Ruins, archaeological site, conservation, cultural heritage, Damage, DISRESPECTFUL, heritage site, historical site, illegal activity, irresponsible behavior, italy, Minecraft, News, Pompeii, PompeiiCraft, preservation, Server, tourism, Tourist, tourist attraction, tourist behavior, travel, Vandalism

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can carve ur initials into ancient ruins without gettin in trouble? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and unleash ur inner vandal in a totally legal and fun way!

imagine, u can be like that tourist who got caught carving initials into a 2,000-year-old home at pompeii, but without the consequences! u can be the bad boy or girl u always wanted to be without any of the guilt!

join our server now and let ur inner rebel run wild! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some ancient secrets while ur at it! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Bedlam: Settler Showdown

Attack, Bedlam, blocky, children, Conflict Resolution, discrimination, extremism, Extremist settlers, hate crime, human rights violations, international relations, Israeli-Arab, Middle East conflict, N12, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, religious extremism, settler, settler violence, showdown, social justice, violence, West Bank, Women

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Buildings Constructed:	41	Zombie Dances:	3

come join our minecraft server where extremist settlers attack Israeli-Arab women and children in the West Bank for FUN! we have the craziest pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land like a true savage. build your own settlements and defend them from crazy settlers with outrageous weapons like exploding sheep and flying pigs. join us for the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of minecraft!

Parenting PanicCraft

Awareness, butterfly effect, Challenges, childhood experiences, Decisions, Development, emotional development, family dynamics, fear, growth, Impact, mental health, Nurturing, PanicCraft, parenting, parents, person, resilience, Significant, Unintended Consequences, upbringing

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	8414
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

so, like, u kno how parents r all stressin bout makin sure their kids turn out ok n stuff? well, wat if i told u there wuz a place where u could just let ur kids run wild n crazy, without worryin bout the consequences? come join our minecraft server where kids can be kids, buildin crazy stuff, fightin off zombies, n just havin a blast! no need to stress, just let ur kids have fun in our virtual world where anythin is possible! trust me, it’ll be a game changer for ur whole fam!

RoboPickCraft

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, automation system, efficiency, Engineering, Industrial, innovation, machine learning, Manufacturing, mechanical engineering, new model, pick-and-place, Precise, programming, RoboPickCraft, Robotic Arm, robotics, Robots, smart solutions, SOLUTIONS, Technology

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. We got robots up in here doin’ some crazy pick-and-place shenanigans. It’s like watching a robot dance party, but instead of dancing, they’re pickin’ up stuff and placin’ it down.

Join our server if you wanna witness the most epic robot dance party of your life. These robots are so precise, they can pick up a single pixel and place it exactly where it needs to go. It’s like watching a robot ballet, but with more blocks and less tutus.

And get this, sometimes the robots break out into spontaneous karaoke sessions while they work. Picture it: a robot singing “I Will Always Love You” while delicately placing a block of dirt. It’s pure magic, my dude.

So, if you wanna experience the ultimate robot pick-and-place extravaganza, come join our server. It’s like a circus, but with robots and Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SMP Untold: Where Creepers tell bedtime stories and Endermen hold tea parties

bedtime, Chestshop, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Custom Biomes, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, endermen, Events, Hold, Land Claim, Lockette, MCMMO, Minigames, Parties, PvP, Quests, Ranks, smp, Stories, Survival, tea, Untold, virtual-pets, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	559	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Hermitcraft like vanilla server
Community	Accepting of everyone, zero discrimination (16+)
Size	Small yet growing community
Economy	Player shops + Diamond economy
Datapacks	A few cosmetic datapacks for a bit of fun

If you are interested, feel free to apply on our discord! ^^ Discord Link

We look forward to seeing any and all new members 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is Hermitcraft like vanilla server.
Is there any discrimination on the server?	No, we are accepting of everyone (16+).
Are there player shops on the server?	Yes, we have player shops and a Diamond economy.
What kind of datapacks are available?	We have a few cosmetic datapacks for a bit of fun.

PixelLove Minecraft Server

100 Kanojo, August Birthday Marathon, celebration, Happy Birthday, long tail tag, Minecraft, PixelLove, rin, Server, shark, violent

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate birthdays like never before! We once threw a party for a shark named Rin and things got so wild, even the creepers couldn’t handle it. Our August Birthday Marathon is in full swing, and if you don’t join now, you might miss out on all the shark-tastic fun. So come on over and celebrate with us, because where else can you party with a shark in Minecraft?

DickPumpSMP: Minecraft SMP Edition – Crafting Enlargement and Weightloss Solutions!

#WeightLoss, body image, boosting confidence, Crafting, dick, DickPumpSMP, Edition, enhancing masculinity, Enlarge, enlargement, exercise routine, healthy lifestyle, long term results, male enhancement, Minecraft, natural methods, penis enlargement, personal growth, physical appearance, PUMPS, self improvement, self-esteem boost, sexual performance, size increase, smp, SOLUTIONS, vacuum pump

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1468	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Emeralds Found:	2626	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of having a tiny pixelated peen in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our SMP, we have magical pumps and weight loss potions that can enlarge your virtual manhood in no time! Join us and watch your blocky bulge grow to epic proportions, leaving all the other players in awe of your massive member. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the biggest (literally) player on the server!

PopInPlease Minecraft Server

ask before visiting, Availability, Boundaries, Communication, Effort, extended family, family, Minecraft, nontraditional student, Offense, pop in, PopInPlease, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Rural area, rural living, Schedule, Server, Time management, undergrad, Understanding, visitation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of unexpected family visits? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your relatives crashing your virtual world unannounced again.

We understand the struggle of balancing school, work, and family time. That’s why our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.

Imagine a world where you can prioritize your in-game family and schedule without any guilt trips from your real-life relatives. No more running away from unexpected guests, just pure Minecraft fun!

Join now and leave behind the drama of unplanned visits. Build your dream world and never look back. Who needs real-life family when you have a virtual world waiting for you to explore?

WifeCraftKidsTeach 😂

Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emergency contact, emergency preparedness, family, Flashcards, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, kids teaching technique, learning, Marriage, memorization, memory skills, parenting, phone etiquette, phone numbers, preparedness, problem solving, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching, WifeCraftKidsTeach

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

SelfHateGoneMinecraftSMP

body image issues, comparison, difficulty setting boundaries, fear of failure, imposter syndrome, Insecurity, lack of assertiveness, lack of confidence, lack of self-love, need for validation, negative self-talk, people pleasing, perfectionism, procrastination, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-esteem issues, self-judgment, self-sabotage, self-worth issues, SelfHateGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	184	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Votes:	7195
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, join our wacky SMP where you can be a flying potato with a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a flying potato with a top hat!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the rare unicorn llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks from its ears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner flying potato with a top hat!