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HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Crops Grown:	4394
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2999	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Void Gems Collected:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Star Shards Collected:	85
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	193
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

FitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Divine Spears Created:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!