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BackstabbingCraft Minecraft Server

ass, Backstabbing, BackstabbingCraft, BETRAYAL, Campaign, DAGGERS, Democrat, democrats, election, funny, humor, Joe, joe biden, Kissing, loyalty, Minecraft, Politics, reconciliation, Server, Support, Unity, Victory, winning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only backstabbing you’ll see is when someone steals your diamonds! Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where Joe is the ultimate ruler and everyone has to kiss his blocky behind. Join now for a chance to see Democrats and Republicans working together to build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! Who needs politics when you have creepers and zombies to worry about?

SpaniCraft Server

Competition, controversy, decision, football, Foul, Game, immediate penalty, la liga, match, officiating, penalty kick, Players, Referees, review, rules, Server, spain, SpaniCraft, sports, Teams, VAR check, video assistant referee

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have more drama than a Spanish soccer match – and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of immediate penalties for the most ridiculous reasons. Did your cow accidentally step on a pressure plate? Penalty! Did your friend accidentally hit you with a snowball? Penalty! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on over and join the chaos. Who needs VAR when you’ve got us?

FosterCraft Minecraft Server

Childhood, Communication, Disappointment, emotions, family dynamics, foster children, FosterCraft, Grandparents, grudge, Help, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, MONEY, neglect, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Sacrifices, Server, Support, Trade, union, upbringing

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Buildings Constructed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Towns Built:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of being ignored and overshadowed by foster kids on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server where you’ll be the star of the show and get all the attention you deserve!

Just like how the grandparents took OP out for fun adventures, you’ll be taken on epic quests and adventures in our Minecraft world. Say goodbye to being left out and hello to being the VIP player!

Don’t let your parents guilt trip you into giving them all your hard-earned diamonds. On our server, you get to keep all your loot and riches for yourself. No more sharing with unwanted siblings or foster kids!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be the main character of your own story, without any distractions or unwanted guests. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe and show everyone who’s boss!

MineCraftShrinkSaysLol

Breakthrough, Coping skills, emotional well being, empowerment, healing, inner peace, life changing, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineCraftShrinkSaysLol, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Therapist, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
New Chunks Explored:	153236	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that just make you more stressed? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your therapist be a creeper! That’s right, blow up all your problems with some TNT and watch them disappear in a cloud of pixels. Our virtual world is the perfect place to unleash your inner rage and build a new, stress-free life. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a certified therapist in the world of Minecraft, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to your real-life problems and hello to a blocky paradise on our server!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Potions Brewed:	131
Magic Items Found:	1102	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Animals Bred:	82	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Animals Bred:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!