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NukeCraft: Macron’s Warning

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget about Macron and his nuclear warnings, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world problems when you can be building a giant chicken statue in our world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even aliens are trying to invade it just to get a taste of our pixelated paradise. So grab your pickaxe and join us before Macron presses that big red button and ruins all the fun!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Auctions, backups, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, ip address, Land claiming, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Website

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.

For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.

Technical Details:

Backup Strategy	The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins Used	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect

Useful Links:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server.
Are there resource worlds?	Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly.

Mystic Oasis Wilds 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, American rap, artist, creativity, critique, cultural influence, GOD, influence, Inspired, Music, mystic, new opening, Oasis, okinawa, opinion, Performance, pull it off, shangri-la frontier, Singer, Style, Terrible, Video, Wilds

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, forget about that cringy opening, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got pigs that dance to K-pop and chickens that rap better than that Okinawa singer.

Join us and build a house made entirely of diamonds, because why the heck not? Let’s show that singer how it’s really done in the world of blocky adventures.

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s like a weird dream, but better because it’s real… in Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that will make that cringy opening video seem like a masterpiece in comparison. Let’s do this!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyLove, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Happiness, Honesty, intervention, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, Support, toxic behavior, weight loss

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic ex-boyfriends like Carl ruining your vibe.

Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.

HateCraftHub

adhd, Alone Time, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, depression, emotional intelligence, HateCraftHub, Introvert, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, quality time, recharge, relationship, self-care, stress, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of recharge time! Just like in real life, sometimes you need to retreat to your virtual cave and mine some diamonds solo.

Join us if you’re tired of your virtual spouse constantly wanting to do activities together like cooking, watching movies, or working out. On our server, you can enjoy all the banter and laughs with your fellow players, but also have the freedom to wander off and do your own thing without feeling guilty.

We have special quests where you can pretend to pay bills, study, or do the dishes virtually, so you can experience the stress and anxiety without any real-life consequences. Plus, our therapist NPCs are always on hand to help you navigate your virtual relationships and explain to your virtual spouse that it’s not their fault you need alone time.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where introverts reign supreme and recharge time is a must! Remember, it’s not you, it’s just your need for virtual solitude.

MovieMarauder Minecraft SMP

bizarre storyline, creepy movie, dark cinema, dark film, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, horror thriller, intense movie, messed up cinema, messed up film, messed up scenes, Minecraft, MovieMarauder, psychological thriller, shocking scenes, smp, twisted movie, twisted plot, unsettling movie

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit server ever! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. And like, the owner is a wizard who can summon creepers to do his bidding. It’s so crazy, you won’t believe it!

And like, one time we had this epic battle with a giant zombie that was like, 100 blocks tall. It was insane, but we totally defeated it with our enchanted swords and stuff. You gotta join and be part of the action, it’s like being in a movie but better because you’re actually playing it!

So yeah, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most messed up and crazy adventures ever. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

SocializeCraft: Why U No Talk Like Before?

Burnout, Change in priorities, communication skills, emotional boundaries, fear of judgment, introversion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social comparison, social exhaustion, social pressure, SocializeCraft, societal expectations, Talk

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate socializing hub for Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to trade diamond swords for virtual hugs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic rap battles with Endermen. Our community is so lively that even the zombies and skeletons have formed their own boy band!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane world of mining and crafting and join us for a wild ride of socializing like never before!

Blocky Cough Outbreak

2024.., Adults, blocky, Cases Surge, children, Contagious, cough, Disease, Epidemic, health, highest number, Oregon, outbreak, Prevention, public health, record high, respiratory illness, Since 1950, States, U.S, vaccination, whooping cough

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Secret Passages Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	3152	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time!

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, Claims, discord server, Dynmap, Food, Immersive Engineering, Map, Modded, modlist, Modpack Information, muskets, Recruits, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5705	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Void Gems Collected:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features:

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods

Modlist: View Modlist

Map with Claims: Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Server and Modpack Information: Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk.
What can players do on the server?	Players can colonize lands, engage in politics and diplomacy, trade, participate in the economy and stock market, roleplay, build, and engage in PVP.
Is there a stock market on the server?	Yes, there is a stock market feature.
Are there any specific mods available on the server?	Yes, there are mods such as Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, Small Ships, and many others.

Mystic Realm 1.21

mystic, Realm

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Farms Harvested:	361	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Emeralds Found:	8465

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

We have so much fun, you’ll be tripping balls and swallowing your own cum from last night’s fuck in no time!

Why join? Because where else can you experience such outrageous adventures and mind-bending activities in a blocky virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!