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give em steel lads Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Cancer Crushers

    Crafty Cancer Crushers
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 6236
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

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    yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

    so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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  • 🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

    🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 9530
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

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    ABOUT US

    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

    HARDWARE & SETUP

    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs:

    Platform Fabric 1.21.4
    Location San Jose, California, United States
    CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM 8GB (64 Total)

    MODS & TWEAKS

    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

    • Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
    • Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
    • ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
    • Mobs & Players Drop Heads
    • Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
    • Accelerated Leaf Decay
    • Minecarts now run 4x faster
    • Online Webmap

    APPLICATION

    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    1. Join our Discord Server!
    2. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
    3. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
    4. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
    5. Step 4: Short Interview
    6. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

    PixelCraft Network 1.21.3
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 8311
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 335 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

    Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 8232
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Ores Mined: 2211 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

    On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

    So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

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  • NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

    NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 9881
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Emeralds Found: 6539
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RespawnRedoCraft

    RespawnRedoCraft
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 7772
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1247
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Emeralds Found: 6670
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

    MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 2666
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4170 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

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    LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

    JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

    ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

    PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

    SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

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  • MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

    MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 9827
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

    picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

    oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

    plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

    so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Boomers Guide Gen Z

    Boomers Guide Gen Z
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 7321
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Farms Harvested: 937
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Void Armor Forged: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

    come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

    so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

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  • EarthSMP

    EarthSMP
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 4514
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Animals Bred: 106
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 9691

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    Minecraft Earth SMP Server

    Overview
    If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
    The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server? You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
    Is the server modded? Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
    What version of Minecraft is the server running? The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

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