#girlyproblems – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

OrthoCraft: DraftedWarriors

Army, conscription, controversy, Court, Defense, drafted, DraftedWarriors, Israel, Israeli, Israeli society, law, mandatory service, Men, military service, OrthoCraft, Politics, Religion, religious exemptions, rules, Ruling, the guardian, ultra-Orthodox

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where ultra-orthodox men are like, forced to join the military service, but in a virtual world! it’s like, a total wacky adventure where you gotta fight off creepers and zombies while also following strict military orders.

join this server for the ultimate challenge, where you’ll have to balance your religious beliefs with your duty to protect your virtual homeland. it’s like, a battle of epic proportions, but with pixelated graphics and endless possibilities.

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest rank in the military, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you unstoppable in the virtual battlefield. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that even ultra-orthodox men can kick butt in minecraft!

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FireplaceFungiFree

Bacteria, Burning, chimney, cleanliness, comfort, Cozy, Fire, fireplace, FireplaceFungiFree, germs, Hearth, home, House, Household, hygiene, indoor, living room, maintenance, microorganisms, Safety, warmth

yo, u ever thot bout joinin a minecraft server where the fireplaces are LITerally on fire? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got fireplaces burnin 24/7, keepin all dem bacteria away cuz u kno, fire kills germs or sumthin like dat.

not only dat, but we got a secret underground lava parkour course where u gotta jump from one lava pit to anotha without burnin ur blocky butt off. it’s like da olympics but way more dangerous and way more fun!

oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that u can ride around da server? yea, u heard me right. u can fly on a freakin dragon and rain down fire on all dem noobs tryna mess with u. it’s like game of thrones but without all da drama and way more blocky.

so, if u wanna join a server where fireplaces are da cleanest spot in da house and dragons are ur trusty steeds, den come on over and join us. just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting, cuz we got plenty of fire to go around!

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LemurTunesCraft

Animal Behavior, animal vocalization, evolutionary biology, human evolution, human music origins, lemurs, lemurs and humans, lemurs and music, lemurs singing, LemurTunesCraft, music evolution, music theory, musical origins, origin of human music, primate behavior, primate communication, primate vocalization, singing lemurs, vocal communication, vocal mimicry, vocal patterns

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Let me tell you why you gotta be a part of this madness!

First off, we got singing lemurs running around like they own the place. These little dudes are dropping sick beats and showing us the true origin of human music. Forget about Mozart and Beethoven, it’s all about the lemurs now, baby!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party happening every night. The skeletons and zombies have some killer dance moves, you won’t believe your eyes! Plus, the creepers are the best DJs in town, dropping bombs on the dance floor like there’s no tomorrow.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a chicken that poops out precious gems?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Let’s get this party started, bros!

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The Kingdom

Adventure, BUILD, Buycraft, Community, crate plugin, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Minecraft, Minigames, MONEY, Plugins, power, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Server, Survival, unique items

The Kingdom is a newly started minecraft server with both factions/survival, i.e. a classic raiding/survival server. The server has many unique plugins and several custom plugins.

It’s about being the best! So the server uses economy and factions to establish who has the most power and money.

It is a custom crate plugin with several unique items. Buycraft and much more, join then!

Kongeriket.eu

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UD

Assistance, bedrock edition, Community, community-driven, console, Cross-Play, crossplay network, Explore, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, PC, Platform, PvP, Raiding, Server, Staff, Survival, Towny, UD Helpers, UD_MC, Vanilla, vibrant

The UD_MC community is a very friendly one, and our staff, known as UD Helpers, is always available to assist you. We pride ourselves on being a crossplay network, meaning we fully support Bedrock Edition, ensuring everyone can join in on the fun regardless of their platform. Whether you’re on PC, console, or mobile, you’re welcome to dive into our vibrant community and explore everything we have to offer!

192.99.177.191:25597

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Minevita Survival – CLAIMS | COSMETICS | FURNITURE and MORE!

Chill, Claim, Claims, Community, community-driven, Cool, Cosmetics, Discord, friendly community, Fun, Furniture, Ip:, Join, Memories, minecraft server, Minevita, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Rewards, Server, skin, smp, Survival, Survivalserver, TOWN, Towns, Towny, trending, Updates

Minevita is the go-to spot for a chill and community-driven Minecraft Survival server! 🌟 We listen to our community and update very often! 🎉 Join us at play.minevita.net, and let’s make some memories together! 🕹️✨

IP: play.minevita.net

→ 🛠️ Survival→ 📜 Claims→ 🪑 Furniture→ 🏘️ Towns→ 😊 Friendly community→ 🎩 Cosmetics

Join our Discord for frequent updates and exclusive rewards! discord.minevita.net

play.minevita.net

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Gold Digger Girls Minecraft Server

Asian culture, Asian girls, Asian stereotypes, asian women, beauty standards, cultural perceptions, DATING, Digger, discrimination, double standards, feminism, Gender Roles, Girls, GOLD, gold diggers, materialism, Media portrayal, Minecraft, objectification, relationships, Server, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex-girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with Asian girls who may look nice, but watch out – they’re all gold diggers! Join us for a chance to navigate through a world where you never know who’s trying to steal your diamonds or your heart. Trust us, it’s a dating sim and a survival game all in one! So come on, join our server and see if you can survive the ultimate test of love and loot.

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TerminatorCraft Minecraft Server

Action Movie, arnold schwarzenegger, Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes, Arnold Schwarzenegger sunglasses, Cyborg, famous movie scenes, film analysis, iconic scene, james cameron, Minecraft, movie trivia, science fiction, Server, sunglasses, T-800, terminator, Terminator character analysis, Terminator franchise, Terminator mystery, Terminator plot, Terminator sunglasses, Terminator symbolism, TerminatorCraft

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is so epic that even the Terminator himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he put on the sunglasses to shield his eyes from the blinding awesomeness of our server. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see why even the Terminator can’t resist the urge to play!

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DadCraft: AloneTimeOrElse

acrimonious relationship, AloneTimeOrElse, ancient egypt, Apologize.., autistic, DadCraft, diagnosed, embrace autism, exhausted, Finalist, flaming dickhead, Friends, Harp, INPUT, interests, keep the peace., love my job, mask, master’s degree, partner, Pension, prestigious award, purpose, rather be alone, short story, someone like him, stim, Students, support myself, Taylor Swift, Teacher, telling my dad, turnoff

Welcome to our Minecraft server where shaking your hands is not only allowed, but encouraged! We embrace all forms of self-expression, even if it involves flapping your hands like a majestic bird. Our community is full of talented individuals like a harp-playing, award-nominated writer who knows way too much about Ancient Egypt.

Join us and escape the acrimonious relationships of the real world, where dads think Taylor Swift needs to have kids to be successful. On our server, you can be yourself without judgment, whether you’re a mega Swiftie or not. And if anyone tells you to stop shaking your hands because it’s a “turnoff,” just shake them even harder!

So come on in, build your dream world, and find a partner who embraces your uniqueness. And remember, on our server, the only thing that’s a turnoff is not being true to yourself. See you in the game, flapping your way to victory!

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InstantQs Minecraft Server

accurate answers, Clarity, Curiosity, curiosity satisfied, deep understanding, discovery, Exploration, INFORMATION, inquiry, Insight, instant answers, InstantQs, knowledge, Minecraft, mystery solved, precise knowledge, profound insights, questions, quick responses, Server, Truth, wisdom, Wonder

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, trying to figure out where to find diamonds or how to build a redstone contraption? Well, on our server, you can ask our all-knowing and all-seeing admin any three questions and get instant and accurate answers! Want to know the meaning of life? Done. Need to know the best strategy for defeating the Ender Dragon? Easy peasy. Curious about the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? We’ve got you covered. Join our server now and unlock the secrets of the universe with just three simple questions!

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