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PubCrawlPunisher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the normies and incelwalk to your heart’s content without fear of arrest! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood souls who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. If that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is!

DrunkCraftCousins

alcohol, Babysitting, Conflict, cousins, Drunk, DrunkCraftCousins, Expectations, extended family, Family Reunion, field, germany, holiday, misunderstanding, neglected, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, reunion, rural town, tradition, Trust, underage drinking

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	913	Void Armor Forged:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mines Excavated:	2877	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Votes:	5501	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being the responsible one at family gatherings? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about babysitting duties? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild time where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without a care in the world. No need to worry about drunk relatives or being the designated babysitter – on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

Forget about family drama and join us for a virtual escape where you can let your hair down and enjoy the freedom of being your true Minecraft self. Who needs family reunions when you can join our server and create unforgettable memories with your new Minecraft family?

So come on over and leave the babysitting duties behind – join our server today for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

KarmaCraft SMP: LOLKarmaMoments

best karma, Karma, karma anecdotes, karma benefits, karma blessings, karma consequences, karma examples, karma experiences, karma impact, karma in action, karma justice, karma lessons, karma manifestations, karma miracles, karma results, karma rewards, karma stories, karma success, KarmaCraft, LOLKarmaMoments, positive karma, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Have you ever seen someone try to grief a player’s base on our Minecraft SMP, only to have their entire inventory turn into rotten flesh? That’s just one example of the epic karma that happens on our server. Join us for a wild ride of cosmic justice and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds end up with a curse that makes them drop anvils on their own head every time they mine! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and see what crazy karma awaits you.

MoodCrafters

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Do you ever just wake up in the morning and think, “I need some Minecraft in my life”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mood booster! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC

Countries, culinary preferences, cultural influences, dietary habits, economic development, Economic prosperity, food consumption, food habits, global patterns, global trends, Hot Food, international comparisons, NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC, POVERTY, poverty alleviation, poverty levels, poverty rates, poverty reduction, poverty statistics, socio-economic factors, spicy food

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	3881	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

join this minecraft server if you want to avoid poverty and eat all the hot food you want! our players have magically found a way to make money rain from the sky in the game, so you will never have to worry about being poor again. plus, our server is filled with lava pits that you can jump into for a spicy snack whenever you please. come join us and live a life of luxury and spicy goodness!

BlockyBallotBedlam

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Animals Bred:	98	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	270	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we have more drama den a reality tv show! our players are more controversial den US state legislative candidates, with republicans tryna contest election results like it’s a game of hunger games. we got more twists and turns den a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. plus, we got more crazy conspiracy theories den a flat earther convention. so come join us and let’s see who will be crowned the ultimate minecraft champion!

MonstaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Star Shards Collected:	225
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our ender dragon has been trained to do backflips and juggle diamonds while you try to defeat it. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties every night with unlimited cake and fireworks. So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: Throwback Thursday Edition

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Divine Spears Created:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see a giant chicken rampage through the spawn village.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain” where players must navigate through a maze of traps and pranks set up by the mischievous admins.

But beware, there is a rumor that a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps lies beneath the server spawn. Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from the admins).

XmasTripCancelledLOL

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9318	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s RV booking skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your mom books a campground without telling you it’s actually a dirt parking lot in the desert, our server will keep you on your toes with surprises at every corner. Who knows, you might log in one day to find yourself in a virtual desert with a prison nearby!

But don’t worry, we also have hidden treasures, secret trails, and maybe even a virtual rock climbing wall for you to conquer. And just like how your mom ghosted you after booking the wrong campground, you can ghost your friends in-game too (just kidding, please don’t ghost your friends).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family RV trip, join us now and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even find yourself camping in a virtual desert with no trees in sight!

LoneWolfMC SMP: WhyUStillSingle

DATING, INDEPENDENCE, Loneliness, LoneWolfMC, love, people, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, single, single people, smp, WhyUStillSingle

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find love and companionship among the pixelated pigs and blocky cows! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle with your new Minecraft bae?

Join our server and experience the ultimate dating simulator where you can woo your crush with diamond pickaxes and enchanting table poetry. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while battling creepers and exploring the Nether together!

So why stay single in the real world when you can find love in the virtual realm of Minecraft? Join our SMP today and let the pixelated romance begin!