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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 584 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2028 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 1996 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
