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CraftyDan’s Warzone

Air Force, Army, Buy, CraftyDans, Danish military, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Equipment, foreign policy, military gear, military technology, national defense, Navy, prime minister, Procurement, SECURITY, warzone, weapons

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military gear than denmark! our prime minister is always shouting “buy, buy, buy” because we have so much cool stuff to get! you can ride into battle on a diamond-encrusted tank or fight off creepers with a rocket launcher! our pvp battles are so intense, even herobrine would be scared to join! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun

Fun, Gene, gene targeting, Gene therapy, genetic breakthrough, genetic disorder, genetic medicine, genetic mutation, genetic research, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, infant treatment, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Motor neuron disease, neurological disorder, newborn treatment, prenatal treatment, Rare Disease, spinal cord disease, spinal Muscular Atrophy, Targeting, womb treatment, WombCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

yo, dis server be like dat two-and-a-half-year-old girl who be defying all odds and kickin’ butt! we be treatin’ our players with love and care like dat gene-targeting drug treatin’ dat lil girl in da womb. ain’t no rare genetic disorder gonna hold us back, we be conquerin’ all dem challenges like bosses!

come join us and be part of dis epic journey where we be fightin’ against all odds and comin’ out on top! we be da first ones to offer dis kind of crazy treatment to our players, makin’ sure dey be livin’ their best Minecraft lives with no signs of any condition holdin’ dem back.

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and be part of dis epic adventure where we be defyin’ all expectations and havin’ a blast while doin’ it! ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from havin’ da best time ever on dis server, so come on and join da fun!

SmartieSMP

active SMP community, admin interference, Builder, Community, Community Projects, enjoy the game, Explorer, hand-built structures, laid back, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, PvP, redstone engineer, Regular Events, seasonal switches, Server, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, survival experience

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Crops Grown:	7633	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

A: No, joining the server is completely free.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, androgyny, empowerment, Ethereal, fashion, Femboy, Femininity, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Haven, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

PhoneSnatcherRage

ambulance, Apologize.., bus, bus canceled, expensive, Forgot, Friend, heart problems, Late, medication, OFFENDED, overreact, Panic, Phone, PhoneSnatcherRage, playfull, prank, School, scream, Tears

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mines Excavated:	1974
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mines Excavated:	3732
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons