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Blocky McBlockface Adventures

“Youth, Adventures, artistic integrity, artistic quality, blocky, career, Doom 93, Effort, ethical chain, ethical obligation, game development, Game Devs, genre, global passion, Hardship, human condition, immaterial balance, Impact, inspiration, McBlockface, Passion, planescape torment, Quality

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Farms Harvested:	572	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Alien Abductions:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will inspire you to create the best game of your life? Look no further, because our server is like the Planescape Torment of Minecraft servers – except with more creepers and less existential dread!

Join us and experience the ethical chain of game development, where every block you place has the power to inspire future generations of gamers. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of a community that is dedicated to creating the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the next gaming legend, all thanks to our server. See you in the game!

Funky Fudge Factory

Bipolar, Communication, confidentiality, coping, denial, depression, FACTORY, forum, fraud, fudge, Funky, MANIC, medication, mental health awareness, mental illness, misunderstanding, Online Community, regret, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, stigma, Support, Therapy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	2142	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions! Are you feeling manic? Depressed? Pretending to be bipolar for fun? We’ve got the perfect place for you! Our server is so chaotic, you won’t even know if you’re actually playing Minecraft or just pretending to be a Minecraft player.

Come join us and experience the thrill of trying to delete a post that reveals your deepest secrets, only to realize it’s impossible to erase your digital footprint. Will your parents find out? Will your doctor think you’re a fraud? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast navigating through the drama and madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the insanity! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it gets leaked in a forum post).

PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Anus, ass, banter, blocks, Bone Cancer, BOOTY, Bowel Movements, Brogy, Cum, Dorry, farts, Fish Stench, Foreskin, law, Maggot Slave, Night shift, Nugget Baby, one piece, Ope Ope Fruit, PARASITE, Pirate Banquet, PirateCraft, Powers, ruffy, Shit Nugget., Slow Death, Smegma, Sphincter, Sustenance, Teleportation, Tiny, Worship

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

Crafty Third World Imports – Where chaos meets creativity in Minecraft!

become the third world, Chaos, city planning, community diversity, Crafty, creativity, cultural assimilation, demographic shift, diversity is our strength, economic impact, global migration, Globalization, immigration, import the third world, Imports, meets, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, population growth, social integration, societal change, they will integrate, this could be your city next, urban development, urbanization, world

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Emeralds Found:	1192
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon to make things interesting – the mobs have learned how to integrate into society! That’s right, you could be trading with a creeper or having a dance party with a zombie in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is all about diversity and we truly believe that it is our strength. We have players from all walks of life, from villagers to endermen, all coming together to create a truly unique and wacky community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your new best friend in a pigman!

So come join us and see for yourself why this could be your city next. Who knows what crazy adventures and hilarious encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Crafty AF – where Ncrfags get rekt and creativity reigns supreme!

Brotherhoodbros, BTFO, chuds, Complete victory, Crafty, creativity, CRPGfags, Director, eternally, Lorefags, Ncrfags, NVfags, Obsidianfags, REIGNS, rekt, Successful, SUPREME, Toddbros, trannies, Victory, video game, video game director

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of getting btfo by Ncrfags, Lorefags, NVfags, CRPGfags, Obsidianfags, Toddbros, and Brotherhoodbros? Well, fear not, because on this Minecraft server, you will achieve complete victory over all of them! Our fearless leader has mastered the art of btfo-ing trannies and chuds while also being the most successful video game director of all time. Join us and become part of the most epic Minecraft community where insanity and victory go hand in hand!

Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

Conflict, controversial, controversial comedy, controversial humor, Crafty, crusaders, current events, dark humor, Die, dude, Edgy, Edition, funny, humor, Israel, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Provocative, Religion, sarcasm, satire, social commentary

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Alien Abductions:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	779948
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

(Domestic), adorable, Animals, bath time, bathroom, cat, Cats, Cozy, Curious, cute, Feline, funny, für, home, Pets, playful, PurrCraft, quirky, Relaxation, rule, SINK, sinks, Sitting, Water, Whiskers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?

Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

#DRCL, Arthur is gay, bram stoker, cat, Crafty, Crazies, derpy, dracula, Dracula’s entire harem, Land, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ themes, Lucy, queer literature, Quincey is gay, RAINBOW, Renfield, transgender characters, vampire lore, victorian era

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1933	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where all the characters are actually secret trannies! Lucy? Trans. Renfield? Trans. Dracula? Trans AND he has a whole harem of trans vampires. And don’t even get me started on Arthur and Quincey, they’re not just gay, they’re fabulous! So come on down to our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crew!

Santa’s Blocky Workshop

anticipation, blocky, Carols, celebration, christmas, countdown, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Merry, Santa Claus, Santas, Season, Snow, tradition, Winter, Workshop, yuletide

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where it’s Christmas every day. You can build a snowman that comes to life, ride a sleigh pulled by flying pigs, and even challenge Santa himself to a build battle.

So why wait for Christmas when you can experience the holiday spirit all year round on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the jingle bells rock your blocks!

Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!

Architecture, barcelona, Catalan, cityscape, cosmopolitan, Crafty, culture, design, European, Gaudi, History, landmarks, Mediterranean, Minecraft, modernism, PALS, PIXEL, Sagrada Familia, spain, tourism, travel, Unique, Urban planning, vibrant

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Potions Brewed:	106
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes? Well, look no further because our server has a hilarious twist – Barcelona has taken over the entire world! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through iconic landmarks like the Sagrada Familia and Camp Nou. But be careful, because Lionel Messi himself might pop up to challenge you to a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a llama through the bustling streets of Barcelona, or maybe even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a hidden beach party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare diamond block shaped like a tiny soccer ball!

So why does Barcelona look like this? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and start your adventure in the craziest city in the Minecraft universe!