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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 701 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2177 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9148 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 750 |
– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.
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