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Pretty Pixels: Where Beautiful Faces Take the Full Brunt Force
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SwiftieSquad Minecraft Server
Best Friend, Choice, clubbing, Concert, decision, Disappointment, eras tour, Friend, gift, Girlfriend, hangover, Happy, inconsiderate, Minecraft, overreacting, roommates, Server, sick, swiftie, SwiftieSquad, Taylor Swift, ticketmaster, TICKETS, work emergencyLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.Reasons to join: 1. We have surprise events just like the surprise song section at the concert. You never know what’s coming next! 2. We value appreciation and enthusiasm, just like giving the ticket to a die-hard Swiftie. 3. Experience the thrill of making tough decisions, like choosing between a concert and a sick girlfriend.
Join now and see if you can handle the drama and excitement of our Minecraft server! Who needs a concert when you have us?
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HotCraft: Rank Yourself 1-10!
Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, Confidence, HotCraft, hotness, personal evaluation, RANK, Ranking, scale, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-image, self-perceptionAre you a solid 11 on the hotness scale? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where only the hottest players are allowed! We have a strict dress code of diamond armor only, because anything less would just be a fashion disaster. Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to date us. So come join us and show off your hotness while building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss! -
MosquitoCraft – Bite-sized Fun!
annoyance, Bitesized, Biting, blood-sucking, buzzing, Chikungunya, dengue fever, disease carrier, encephalitis, full-bellied mosquito, Fun, Human, insect, itchiness, malaria, MosquitoCraft, Pest, Pest Control, vector-borne disease, West Nile virus, Yellow fever, Zika virusjoin our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves.if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down on the dance floor.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your fun? that’s right, these chickens are trained in the ancient art of karate and will not hesitate to peck anyone who dares to mess with you.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even spot a full-bellied mosquito doing the macarena.