New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Server26, where old fogies dig blocks and avoid getting grieved since 2015. No whippersnappers allowed!

    Server26, where old fogies dig blocks and avoid getting grieved since 2015. No whippersnappers allowed!
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 611
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Farms Harvested: 198
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Void Gems Collected: 17

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Guidelines As unaltered as possible with only 3 plugins interfering with pure Vanilla survival
    Features No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome, No (Mojang) chat reports, No McMMO or donation perks, World never resets
    Community Laid back rules, close-knit community, with events and assistance available
    Specs & Plugins Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD; using Paper and various plugins and tweaks

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there an age restriction for this server? Yes, players must be 18 or older.
    Are there any benefits for different player ranks? No, there are only two ranks and they do not give any benefits.
    Can I buy power or in-game advantages with real money? No, you cannot buy power for real money on this server.
    Are there adminshops on the server? No, there are no adminshops. Player trading is done via signs.
    Can I use /tpa or /sethome commands? No, those commands are not available on this server.
    What is the default currency on the server? Diamonds are the default currency, but it is not enforced.

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  • EvilCraft Minecraft Server

    EvilCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 1310
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old history documentaries? Want to experience WW2 in a whole new light? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate historical battles with a twist! Our biased WW2 documentary, “Make Germany Great Again,” features constant references to Trump and a whole lot of questionable historical accuracy. Join us for a wild ride through history like you’ve never seen before! Who knew learning could be this hilarious?

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  • CraftyMateen’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyMateen’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 7917
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8850 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 99 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can play as John Creasy, a Special Forces mercenary with intense PTSD. Survive the most desolate of situations and fight harder than ever to overcome your personal demons.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling mobs and exploring new worlds, but you’ll also have the chance to redeem yourself and become a hero in the Minecraft universe. Join now and experience the thrill of being a high-functioning mercenary in a blocky world like never before!

    Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join our server today and let the madness begin!

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  • HairCraftHusbandNoCare

    HairCraftHusbandNoCare
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 8986
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 99
    Star Shards Collected: 204 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Dragon Scales Harvested: 157
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Void Gems Collected: 16

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    Are you tired of your wife constantly changing up her hairstyle and expecting you to react like it’s the most amazing thing in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we appreciate all hairstyles, whether curly or straight!

    Join us and unleash your creativity in building the most fabulous hair salon for your pixelated wife. Show her that you can give the most amount of cares possible about her hair, even in block form. Who knows, maybe she’ll finally understand that your reactions are anything but bland!

    So come on over and join our server for some hair-raising fun and make your wife’s virtual hair dreams come true. It’s time to show her that you do get it, even if it’s just in the world of Minecraft.

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  • PeePooPals Minecraft Server

    PeePooPals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 8056
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Potions Brewed: 90 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

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    Are you tired of dealing with rude neighbors who let their dogs use your lawn as a bathroom? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no dog pee or poo policy! That’s right, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after other people’s pets because our virtual world is pristine and poop-free.

    Join our server and experience a world where dogs are banned and only cute, pixelated animals roam free. Build your dream house without fear of stepping in a surprise pile of poo, and enjoy the peace and tranquility of a dog-free environment.

    But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Poop Patrol” mini-game, where you can hunt down virtual dogs and send them to virtual obedience school. It’s a hilarious and outrageous way to take out your frustration on those pesky pooches.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to doggy drama forever!

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  • CraftyChicksOnly

    CraftyChicksOnly
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 2800
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Magic Items Found: 4808 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty dudes? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual paradise for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all the male players into adorable kittens, because let’s be real, who needs toxic masculinity in a blocky world? Plus, our server is guarded by a squad of handsome Minecraft hunks who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more attractive than the pixelated landscapes is your fellow female players!

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  • GazaPierCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaPierCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 9649
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9191 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u guys ever heard of a minecraft server that was so lit that the u.s. government wanted to take it down?? yea that’s right, our server is so fire that even the government is shook! they said it was cuz of “weather concerns” but we all know it’s cuz they couldn’t handle the heat of our epic builds and pvp battles. join now before the feds shut us down for good and miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like the u.s. government, come join the party!

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  • PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina

    PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 9553
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ores Mined: 4862
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

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    lol join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! u know what else is creeper? getting sentenced to 5 years in prison like this china #metoo activist. but on our server, we only sentence u to 5 minutes of timeout if u break the rules. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with skeletons and zombies. come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and friendship.

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  • Bedroom DistanceCraft

    Bedroom DistanceCraft
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 3018
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. like, they just wanna spread love and joy, man. also, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a wild party up in here, dude.

    oh, and did i mention that the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and eat them for a boost of energy. it’s like a candyland in minecraft, bro.

    plus, the villagers are all secretly master chefs and they throw epic food festivals every weekend. you can feast on the most delicious dishes made from ingredients you never even knew existed in minecraft. it’s a culinary adventure, my friend.

    so, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, once you’ve hugged a creeper and eaten a chocolate diamond, you’ll never wanna leave. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, baby.

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  • CraftyMelaninJoy

    CraftyMelaninJoy
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 719
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the real world drama and dive into a blocky paradise, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that tell dad jokes! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about your real life problems.

    And get this, our server is so magical that it can cure depression and anxiety just by logging in! Seriously, one time a player was feeling down, but after spending just 5 minutes on our server, they were dancing like a chicken on a hot potato!

    So come on, join us and let your worries melt away in a world where anything is possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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