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Gender Options Minecraft SMP

character creation, Character customization, Choices, Decision making, Demo, Diversity, DROPPED, equality, gameplay, gender, Gender Identity, Gender Options, INCLUSIVE, Inclusive Gaming, Minecraft, non-binary, Options, player choice, progressive, representation, smp, Social Issues, video game, Woke

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only offer two gender options? Look no further, because on our server, we offer THREE gender options! That’s right, we’re so woke that even our character creation screen is inclusive.

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Romance Craft Minecraft Server

2023, Affection, Craft, DATING, emotional bonds, Falling In Love, good year, happy couples, heartfelt connections, Intimacy, lasting love, love, Minecraft, new beginnings, Passion, relationships, romance, romantic memories, Romantic moments, romantic yearnings, Server, soulmates, special moments

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Buildings Constructed:	43

In the year 2023, love was in the air on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find your virtual soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while mining for diamonds?

Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!

We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?

So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!

Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition

cultural norms, Divorce, Divorce Rates, Edition, equality, feminism, Financial Stability, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, law, Marriage, marriage expectations, Minecraft, MONEY, relationships, smp, social expectations, Stereotypes, West, western society, western women, Wild, Women

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3888
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of getting dumped because your Minecraft house doesn’t have enough diamonds? Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only law is to have fun! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a pet creeper that explodes every time you tell a bad joke? Don’t let the western laws of relationships bring you down, come join us and find the real “good ones” – villagers with amazing trades and iron golems that will protect you at all costs! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of love (from your virtual pets, of course).

Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Parthenogenesisize, parthenogenesize, reproduce, right now, Server, undergo parthenogenesis

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	256398	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Animals Bred:	167
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

Banlists, database, Decklists, Diamond, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Gang, master duel, Minecraft, News, ninja, OCG, Polls, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Shark Drake LeVeiss edition, smp, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Short Kings Minecraft Server

acceptance, american culture, body image, Confidence, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, global perspectives, height, Heightism, Individuality, Kings, Masculinity, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, Server, short, short kings, societal expectations, societal standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

command line, computer science, doesnt, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, programming, Quick, reminder, smp, software, Technology, Terminal, Unix, Unix basics, Unix commands, Unix fundamentals, Unix history, Unix philosophy, UNIX system, Unix tutorials, Unix vs Linux, Unix-based, Unix-like

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Towns Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, BUILD, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft mechanics, minecraft server, Pleasant survival, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4490	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Love Letters Sent:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

3.storymine.ru

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

Alternative, alternative Vtubers, avant garde, avant-garde vtubers, Freaky, Horror, horror Vtubers, indie, indie vtubers, list, Minecraft, question.., Server, spooky, Spooky Month, spooky thread, Thread, Vtuber, VTuber list, Vtubers, weird, weird thread, Weird Vtubers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

artificial conception, Breeders, breeding, cattle, childcare, Embryos, Gender Roles, heredity, ideal society, loyalty, loyalty to the state, maternity, Medical, Minecraft, Motherhood, Plato, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, smp, society, State, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.