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Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server

bullying, character assassination, cyberbullying, damage control, defamation, derogatory, dumb, gossip, Harassment, insult, Mean girls, mental health, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, online shaming, reputation, rumor, self esteem, Server, slut, Sluts, social media, word is

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Listen up, fellow gamers! Have you heard about the legendary Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Word on the block is that this server is so crazy, it makes Herobrine look like a total noob!

Join us if you dare to challenge the reigning queen of the server, who is rumored to be a dumb slut with a heart of gold (or maybe just a heart of diamond blocks, who knows?). Legend has it that she once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. Talk about girl power!

But that’s not all – this server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles made entirely of TNT to pixel art masterpieces that will make your eyes pop out of your head, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally, we have a mod for that). Let the madness begin!

Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP

anhedonia, Ayahuasca, coping mechanisms, depression, feeling, healing, ISOLATION, lost soul, love, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, Overcome, psychological damage, Religion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-realization, smp, Therapy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Alien Abductions:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of feeling like your brain is a black hole, sucking up all your happiness and leaving you in a state of eternal misery? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the void of despair by building, exploring, and making new friends in a world where the only thing collapsing in on itself is that creeper you just blew up.

Forget therapy, ayahuasca, or love – the only cure for your soul-sucking emptiness is joining our server and unleashing your inner block-building genius. Who needs a sense of self when you can have a diamond sword and a pet llama named Larry? Say goodbye to your opaque vapor-filled brain and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, introspection, learning experiences, letting go, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, second chances, self reflection, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from a life of eternal shame and FOMO!

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, the laws of Minecraft physics are completely twisted and turned upside down for your amusement.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. Will you be the one to outsmart the infamous ghostly figure and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why waste another second living with regret when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyKidzBelieve

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood stories, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, CraftyKidzBelieve, funny memories, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and embark on a journey to dig all the way to China and trade diamonds for fortune cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them in their underground rave parties and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and diamonds grow on trees. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

BabyBlockerCraft

BabyBlockerCraft, Ban, child rearing, child-free lifestyle, children, controversy, cultural values, debate, Defending, family, freedom of speech, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, parenting, policy making, restrictions, russia, social norms, society

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can like, build a whole world and stuff? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds and BAM! a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your whole house! it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

and get this, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party… or something like that. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the legendary diamond sword that can shoot lasers and summon dragons? yeah, it’s totally a thing on this server. you gotta join and get your hands on that bad boy ASAP.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever! it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun

atomic links, atomic structure, atomic theory, Bonding, carbon atoms, carbon chemistry, carbon molecules, chemical bonds, chemical reactions, Chemists, covalent bonds, electron, electron pairs, electron sharing, Fun, molecular bonds, observations, PIXEL, researchers, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, single, single-electron bonds, Strong Bonds

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got atoms sharing electron pairs like they’re besties at a sleepover. But get this, we also got single-electron covalent bonds between two carbon atoms, like they’re on a blind date or something. It’s cray cray, man!

Join this server if you wanna witness the ultimate chemistry experiment gone wrong. Watch as atoms bond in ways you never thought possible, creating a whole new world of chaos and confusion. Who needs traditional covalent bonds when you can have single-electron bonds that defy all logic?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see just how insane Minecraft can get. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural integration, discrimination, Diversity, european politics, germany, immigration, law enforcement, migrant crisis, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, nafris, Opinions, opinions on nafris, racial profiling, Refugees, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thoughts, thoughts on nafris

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all our players to enjoy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nafris, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me – a dance-off! So put on your best dancing shoes and get ready to boogie with the Nafris for a chance to win some epic loot.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of candy, and challenge a dragon to a game of chess all in the same day? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Beach, comedy, coom, Coom Piece, ecchi, fanfiction, FANTASY, lewd, Lewd Piece, Manga, Minecraft, Nami, NSFW, NUDIST, nudity, one piece, Piece, Pirate, Sexy, smp, swimsuit

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

So, guess what? Nami has decided to embrace her true self and become a nudist on the server! She’s out here strutting her stuff, mining diamonds in the buff, and building epic structures in her birthday suit. Join our server and witness the legend of Nami, the naked warrior of Minecraft! Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence like hers? Plus, rumor has it that creepers are too distracted by her bold fashion choices to even think about exploding. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Nami and the rest of our crazy crew!

PoolPeepingSteve

age, Apology, awkward, Boss, busy day, complaint, creepy behavior, duty of care, Feedback, Friends, lifeguard, lifeguard uniform, misunderstanding, Pool, PoolPeepingSteve, STARING, supervisor, swimmer, Swimwear, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

endlessfun, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up stand-up comedy as a side gig.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!