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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1923 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2790 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 1480 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?
So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!