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  • MCTown

    MCTown

    New Minecraft Servers

    MCTown Server Overview

    Game Styles Adventure, Farming, Technology, Building
    Server IP play.mctown.net
    Discord Join our Discord
    Wiki Visit our Wiki

    We are also hosting a PvP event on March 15th with $80 prizes! 🥳

    About MCTown Server

      • 100+ custom biomes and season system
      • Resource pack for enhanced visual
      • 100+ Mobs and items with custom mechanics and visuals
      • Open World – explore and loot dungeons
      • RPG Progressions – Stats and Animated Abilities
      • Community Feedback: Your voice matters!
      • New farming, cooking, and fishing systems for casual players
      • No pay-to-win features
      • Custom furniture and cosmetics

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How can I join the MCTown server? Simply use the server IP: play.mctown.net to join.
    Can I participate in the PvP event even if I’m new? Yes, the PvP event is open to all players. Give it a try!
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, there are rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience. Check the Wiki for more details.

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  • Pixelated Chatbot Realms Adventure

    Pixelated Chatbot Realms Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Greatest (or Worst) Minecraft Server… Maybe!

    Welcome, wanderer of the pixelated realms! In a universe where gravity doesn’t exist, and cats can talk, lies a server that promises to redefine your very existence—or obliterate it! Join today and plunge into the delicious insanity that is Blocktopia Vortex, the only Minecraft server where reality bends to your will or perhaps not! Is it the ultimate experience, or are you just dreaming? Only the brave dare to find out!

    Feature Description
    Floating Creepers Creepers that float up to the sky. Good luck getting to them. They stare down while you question your life choices!
    Infinite Inventory Every item doubles every time you open your inventory… except for the items you actually need.
    Gravity-Warp Zones Some areas will make you float, some will pull you underground, and some might send you to *Narnia*. Who knows?
    Send Messages to Bats! Only the special bats can read your mind. They might whisper back… or they might just ignore you.
    Zombie Philosophers Every night, zombies gather to ponder existence. Join their discussions or offer them a trivia quiz on reality!
    Soul-Bound Diamonds Every diamond you find is cursed. Congratulations, you’ve just bound your soul to a block!

    Frequently Absurdly Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft do you use?

    A: We use the version you most fear walking into, which may or may not be the *real* version of Minecraft. If you’re playing, are you even real?

    Q: Can I get help in-game?

    A: Help is a mirage; reach for it, and it will vanish. Alternatively, the bats might know the answer but only if you ask them nicely. Or loudly.

    Q: What’s the server IP?

    A: The server IP is a secret hidden in a riddle that only a sentient potted plant can decipher. Good luck!

    Random Quotes from the Shadows

    “For Grok, deep in nothingness.”

    “You can also get free Deepseek from the abyss.”

    “Something else that exists because reasons.”

    “Regular quotes only because chaotic reality cannot be handled by mere mortals.”

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  • Minecraft Server: DramaCraft Banter

    Minecraft Server: DramaCraft Banter

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    Welcome to The Insane Cactus Arena!

    Beware: Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

    So first off, nobody has ever left this place. Or was it the potatoes? The potatoes are sentient, you know. Join us where cats and blocks merge to form Ultra-Nazis of the Nether! Oh, and don’t forget, Steve has a pet llama called Larry that knows the secrets to time travel but only speaks in Morse code. Are you ready to explode with madness? LET’S GO!

    Server Features That Will Mess With Your Mind:

    Feature Description
    Infinite Eyes of Ender They’re actually just marbles. Try to eat them!
    Zombie Family Reunion Invite real zombies for a barbecue! (No real zombies were harmed… or were they?)
    Gravity that Changes Daily Sometimes you float, sometimes you fall through the floor and emerge in 2034!
    Squid Trinkets Collect squids who tell you your destiny but only in Italian.
    Banana Blocks They smell great but are completely worthless unless you wear them as hats.
    Unicorn Army Recruit unicorns that disagree with you constantly (psychological warfare at its finest).

    Player Reviews (may induce existential dread):

    “I planted a tree and it screamed at me. Best server ever!”

    “The carrots are actually undercover agents. Stay vigilant, friends!”

    “My cat started crafting swords. I’m scared but intrigued!”

    “Is it normal for my house to be alive? Asking for a friend.”

    Warning: Only the Truly Brave Enter!

    ATTENTION: You must sacrifice a goldfish to the Pixel Gods for entry. If they don’t accept, it means you’ve actually become one with a block of TNT. Further instructions will be in your dreams.

    Join us in the realm where the skewed junction of realities collides, but keep your sanity checked at the door. PICK A NUMBER: 3? 7? 42? Only the brave escape with their sanity… or do they?

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  • Minecrafters in Couples Therapy

    Minecrafters in Couples Therapy

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    Welcome to WealthyWorld: The Ultimate Minecraft Society of Moral Turmoil!

    Dive into a dimension where reality bends on the precipice of privilege and existential dread! Here, the blocks look like money, but they’re actually just pixels taunting your every decision. How are you living your virtual life? Are you the creature that hoards diamond blocks or a humble cobblestone dweller unsure if you truly belong?


    The Grand Reality Exploit: A Money-Grabber’s Minecraft Paradise

    Why You Should Join:

      • Feast on the Fear of Class Division: Ever wanted to feel like a spectator in the game of life? Our villagers have it all — they’re stacked with loot and secrets, while you? You’re one misplaced block away from financial ruin. But hey, that’s just how the game goes, right?

      • Land Ownership with Strings Attached: Our server offers properties that seem to belong to you but actually reside in your mother-in-law’s name. Double the tax and double the chaos! Why own when you can "pretend to own?"

    “I once tried to buy a house, but my mother-in-law beat me to it. Now I’m just a paid tenant in my own realm!” — Anonymous Block-Slayer

    Features You Didn’t Know You Needed:

    Feature Description
    Leased Living Live in luxurious homes without the burden of true ownership! Think rental, think bliss!
    Taxation Terror Every month, pay tribute to the Mother of Blocks aka the permanent landlord! Riches? More like taxes!
    Emotional Struggles Constantly question your life choices at every spawn point. Are you a winner or just a pawn?

    Secret Mechanics:

      • 💰 Dual Naming Illusion: Houses in-game come with surprise tags of “Your House” while actually being “Mom’s Investment.” Whisperings of rebellion echo through the streets; what will you do?

      • 🌪️ Mystery Property Tax: Every month, the tax amount is randomized based on how much you didn’t want to pay! Feel the adrenaline as you gamble with your in-game wealth!

    Conspiracy Theories That Will Haunt You!

      • The Mother-in-Law Syndicate: Our server is rumored to be run by shadowy figures who dictate ownership from behind the scenes. They say they’re here to help but should be viewed with caution.

      • The Currency of Complaints: Ever notice how complaints don’t make it past the first block? Players say voicing concerns leads to an instant “disqualification” from true prosperity.

    Contradictory Testimonials:

      • “I thought my land was mine, but it turned out to be borrowed blessings from a rich matriarch!” — Lost in the Matrix of Minecraft
      • “I used to think tax was just a creative art form… until it became my life!” — Gustavo, Ex-Financial Guru & Mystic Builder.

    Join Us… But with Care!

    Do you dare to walk the pixelated path of the wealthy? A twist awaits around every corner, and you may find yourself questioning where the blocks end, and your moral compass begins. Will you blend in the chaos of privilege and disillusionment, or stand tall like a block of obsidian? Only one way to find out—step into the mayhem.

    Create your account, build your dreams, and remember: in WealthyWorld, every block tells a story, and not all stories end happily!

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  • Forever Young Minecraft SMP

    Forever Young Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up, craftin’ enthusiasts and pixelated warriors! If you want to level up your Minecraft experience on an extreme level (and I mean, like insane-o levels), then you gotta hop on this totally bonkers SMP that has more wackadoodle vibes than a dancing creeper on a sugar rush!

    Okay, so first off, you know how some people say “age is just a number”? Well, in this Minecraft world, age is literally the coolest power-up you can get, like some FFVII materia or something. Imagine you could stay as a 5-year-old forever in-game! You’d be 5 years old, but you’d mine diamonds like a pro, and you’d never have to suffer from adult responsibilities like taxes and eating vegetables! Instead, you’re just like “Screw it, I’m building a castle made of candy canes and chocolate fountains!” Because why not?!

    Also, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon drops unicorn horns and a legendary “Sapphire Taco” when you defeat it here. Not even kidding! You can use that taco to summon rainbows and fly (totally not true but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you eat the taco while doing the Macarena, you’ll unlock secret dimensions! Dimensions where you can live and fight sugar zombies and farting skeletons or something!

    But wait, there’s MORE! This SMP is filled with the kind of shenanigans that make even the most epic tales sound like boring bedtime stories from grandma. Like, there was this one guy who got lost in a cave for TWO WEEKS, survived only on cooked chicken, and then swore he saw a cow that could talk and gave him life advice! Like, dude, if I’m gonna get life advice from a cow, it better involve steak recipes!

    Now, I’m talking about builds that are more over-the-top than a cat wearing sunglasses on a flamingo floaty. Ever wanna build the Great Wall of Pizza? You can! Why not? We’re gonna shove mushrooms in the walls too. And then kobolds will move in because they heard there’s free pizza—uh, I mean mushrooms!

    And what about community events? When was the last time you battled a giant chicken in an arena made of diamond blocks? Spoiler alert: it was today! The winner gets a cape made of shulker shells and a lifetime supply of enchanted fish, like whoa!

    So why not take a break from the boring adulting life and embrace the chaos of this utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP? You’ll meet friends who are equally as bonkers (like, you’ll find people with more creativity than a toddler with a box of crayons)! We’ve got everything from epic survival battles to total building madness, and maybe a cat who can also type in chat. (I’m not kidding; he’s my pet. His name is Mr. Mew McMuffins!)

    TL;DR: Join this crazy Minecraft SMP for unicorn tacos, existential advice from talking cows, the Great Wall of Pizza, and gloriously over-the-top nonsense, where you can age forever but still act like a 5-year-old! Come on down and let’s make some memories or whatever!

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