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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 258 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
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