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Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1130	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	9143	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3534
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Emeralds Found:	2801	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Ores Mined:	9152	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1697	Emeralds Found:	9062
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Farms Harvested:	764	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	370504
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!