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The Goyslop Gaming Co. Presents: DudeCraft – Where Pixels Meet Laughs! LOLZ

Company, customer satisfaction, customer service, Demands, dude, DudeCraft, Entertainment, Gaming, GET WHAT WE WANT, goyslop, GOYSLOP GAMING COMPANY, HAPPY CUSTOMERS, HARD ENOUGH, laughs, LISTENED, lolz, Meet, pants, pixels, Presents, proves, SHITTED OUR PANTS, success, video games, Want

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Because the Goyslop Gaming Company actually listened to our demands when we collectively pooped our pants in protest! That’s right, we have the power to make things happen with our bowel movements.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle, armed with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to touch it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, because things tend to get a little messy around here.

LebCraft: 30K in 72hrs!

30k, 72hrs, border crossing, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, lebanon, Lebanon-Syria border, LebCraft, mass exodus, MIDDLE EAST, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, Syria, Syrian refugees, UN, united nations, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Alien Abductions:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Towns Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magic Items Found:	3213
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more players crossing into our world than into Syria from Lebanon in 72 hours! the UN can’t even keep up with our insane numbers, that’s how wild it is here. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. join us now and be part of the madness!

Ran-sama’s Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, desire, dream, emotional attachment, family, FANTASY, fictional character, fictional mother, idealized mother, idolization, longing, maternal figure, Minecraft, Mother, parental figure, Ran-sama, Ransamas, Role Model, Server, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mines Excavated:	4335
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where Ran-sama herself is your mother. That’s right, forget about your boring real mom because Ran-sama will take care of you and make sure you have all the diamonds and enchanted gear your heart desires.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty wacky around here).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mind Theory Minecraft SMP

Cognitive science, Empathy, implicit bias, intergroup relations, mentalizing, Mind, Minecraft, perspective-taking, Psychology, racial attitudes, racial awareness, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial dynamics, racial identity, smp, social cognition, social perception, social psychology, Stereotypes, theory, theory of mind, white people

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to test your theory of mind by navigating through a world where players are constantly trying to outsmart each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building elaborate traps to staging elaborate pranks, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens have a theory of mind. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

DadCraftNoContact

citizenship, DadCraftNoContact, difficult decisions, emotional boundaries, estranged father, Fallout, family drama, family dynamics, family history, Guilt, leaving families behind, manipulative, mental abuse, Mental well-being, moving on, multiple marriages, parental abandonment, self-centered, toxic relationships, vulnerable position

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need to worry about is your blocky pet pig and your trusty diamond sword! Our server is drama-free, unlike OP’s dad’s love life.

Join us for epic adventures, build magnificent castles, and battle it out with other players in thrilling PvP matches. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a blocky paradise in our server?

Forget about contacting your father’s ex-wives, stepmothers, and half-siblings – join our server and create your own family of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family drama. So, come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Name: MemoryMasterMinecraftSMP

Cognitive Training, memory aids, memory enhancement, memory improvement, memory skills, memory strategies, memory techniques, memory tricks, MemoryMasterMinecraftSMP, mental exercises, mnemonic devices, name association, name learning, name memorization, name memory training, name recall, name recognition, name recollection, name recollection techniques, name retention, Repetition

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP and never forget a name again! Our server is so wild and wacky that every player has a crazy nickname that will stick in your brain forever. From “TNT Bob” to “Diamonds Are Forever Sally,” you’ll never struggle to remember who’s who on our server. Plus, we have a secret potion that enhances your memory every time you mine a block of obsidian. So come join us and never be at a loss for words when greeting your fellow players again!

BlockyBedroomAntics

Aftercare, awkward moments, BlockyBedroomAntics, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, foreplay, imperfections, Intimacy, Laughter, mutual satisfaction, Pleasure, porn, real life sex, realistic expectations, spontaneity, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is as spicy as a jalapeño on fire! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our players are a mix of seasoned pros and complete noobs, but everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden apple that grants you unlimited power.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together!

Legacy Realms: Where Minecraft meets Midlife Crisis – No Kids Allowed!

Allowed, Asia, Australia, Casual, Cheating, Chill, Community, Crisis, Custom Items, Discord, Drama, Friends, HACKING, Kids, Legacy, meets, Midlife, Minecraft, Mods, Oceanic, Players, Quests, Realms, Resources, RPG, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla survival and RPG
Server Location	Australia
Community Focus	Mature casual gamers
Features	No paid ranks or crates, old school MCMMO, RPG content
IP Address	103.152.196.59

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address provided: 103.152.196.59

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

3. What age group is the majority of players in?

Most players are in their 20-30s and are casual gamers.

4. Are there any paid features on the server?

No, there are no paid ranks or crates on the server.

5. What type of content is available on the server?

The server offers vanilla survival gameplay as well as RPG content with quests inspired by RuneScape and Skyrim.

Oh, Look Minecraft Server

Coozy, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, inappropriate, Irrelevant, look, Minecraft, offensive, oh, profane, Server, She-whorey, Shocking.., Vulgar

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always high and the stakes are even higher! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named She-whorey built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But then Coozy came along and stole all the diamonds, causing chaos and mayhem in the land. And let’s not forget about that one player who thought they were irrelevant, but ended up becoming the ruler of the entire server with their epic building skills.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you there, you crazy Minecraft maniacs!

Anthro Females Ruling Human Males SMP #1022

/hmofa/ Tagged Library, ADHG Story Directory, Anthro, archives, blind date, Chicken In the Fox’s Den, City of Glass, dominant women, DOMINATING, fall from grace, Females, Furries, Hmofa Masterbin, Human, Human Males, Jurassic Hearts, Males, My Life Now the Anthrostate’s, Old Bin, pet of furry general, Post-Work Relief, Risk Compensation, Ruling, Scanline Desires, Shallowintrospection, Shelby, smp, Stories, subby males, We Could Build A Life Together

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ores Mined:	4111
Crops Grown:	9939	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop shenanigans and absurd storylines that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, our server is all about exploring the dynamic relationships between dominant women and submissive men. From chicken in the fox’s den to blind dates gone wrong, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and chaos.

But beware, we have strict rules in place to keep the trolls at bay. No ERP, no cuckold/NTR, and definitely no boring storylines allowed. Only the most outrageous and entertaining plots make the cut here.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get pretty wild around here.

Dad’s U-Turn: Sister Drama!

abandonment, abandonment issues, Dads, Drama, emotional trauma, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family rejection, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Values, forgiveness, Generational conflict, parental expectations, parental regret, parenting, reconciliation, sibling relationships, sister, teenage motherhood, teenage pregnancy, UTurn

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience more family drama than a soap opera!

Meet 18nb, the rebellious teenager who got kicked out of their house by their dad for getting pregnant. But wait, there’s more! Their sister is 27f, living in another state and barely talking to them. And let’s not forget about the grandparent drama – their dad had a sudden change of heart after a minor heart attack and now wants to be a part of their life again. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the ultimate family drama experience. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Plus, we have epic builds, mini-games, and a supportive community to help you through all your virtual family troubles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!