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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 119 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!