GermansGoneWild Minecraft Server

autistic, Cinema, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, film, funny, Germans, GermansGoneWild, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Movie, neurodiversity, Political Correctness, satire, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, Thought-provoking

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Have you ever watched a movie and thought, “Wow, those Germans must be collectively autistic”? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and unpredictable as that statement, then look no further!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and explore a secret underwater city filled with talking dolphins. But be warned, the villagers here have a strange obsession with building giant statues of potatoes and dancing to dubstep music.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against your friends in a hot air balloon made entirely out of cheese?

Come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EarfulWords Minecraft SMP

affirmation, compassion, EarfulWords, empowerment, encouragement, Hear, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, Minecraft, motivation, Need, perseverance, positivity, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, strength, Support, Uplifting, Words

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the mythical golden potato, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted rubber chickens and exploding watermelons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BlockyLoveAffair

Affair, BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveAffair, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonesty, Forbidden, forbidden love, Guilt, hidden, Hidden Truth, Infidelity, intimate secrets, partner, relationship, scandalous, secret, secret keeping, Trust

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your hidden secrets? Look no further! Our server is filled with juicy drama and scandalous stories that will make your partner’s secrets look like child’s play. Join us if you dare to uncover the scandalous secrets of our players, from secret diamond stashes to hidden bases filled with llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what scandalous adventures await you on our server! Join now and let the drama unfold!

IrishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server

ARMS, banned, companies, Conflict, contracts, Defence, embargo, Government, International, ireland, irish, IrishDefenseCraft, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Procurement, relations, Server, Tánaiste, winning

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	1170	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even Israeli companies are banned from winning contracts here, like what even? Tánaiste is like, nah fam, we only want the craziest players on our server, no boring companies allowed. join us for some epic battles and build the most insane structures you can imagine. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re an Israeli company, then you might be a little salty. come join the madness!

CraftyRaffaelGoneTelegram

$20 billion, arrest, business negotiations, cancelled contracts, Cancels, corporate deals, CraftyRaffaelGoneTelegram, diplomatic fallout, economic impact, France, global headlines, government decisions, international business, international trade, legal issues, Middle East news, political tensions, Raffael deal, Telegram CEO, uae, UAE-France relations

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of french baguettes to honor the cancelled $20 billion Raffael deal with France. we also have a secret society dedicated to breaking the Telegram CEO out of jail so he can come play minecraft with us. join us for the chaos and shenanigans, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

ExclusionCraft: Where Brains React!

attractiveness, brain wave study, Brains, cognitive neuroscience, emotional response, emotional sensitivity, exclusion, ExclusionCraft, female psychology, Inferiority, react, rejection, self esteem, social behavior, social comparison, social dynamics, social exclusion, social hierarchy, social interactions, social rejection, social status, unfriendliness, Women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

so like, u know how women’s brains go all cray cray when they get left out by some not so cute and mean girls? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we welcome everyone with open arms, even the ugly and rude ones! cuz we believe in spreading love and positivity, even to those who don’t deserve it! join us and be part of a community where everyone is accepted, no matter how unattractive or unfriendly they may be. plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain waves go wild with excitement! come join the fun and see for yourself!

karlssonSMP: The Whitelisted, Over 18, Vanilla Java Server with Season 3 and Cosmetics Galore!

application, armor, Community, content creators, Cosmetics, current version, Discord, Galore, in-game cosmetics, java, Join, karlssonSMP, location, mobs, multiplayer, Platform, player heads, rules, Season, Server, shopping, smp, Squaremap, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted, world border, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Runes Activated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC

Location: Europe

Current Version: 1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

EatsMCserver: uses you as a food source

Animal Behavior, biological competition, ecological balance, ecosystem dynamics, emuses, Environmental Science, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Food, food chain, food web, interspecies interactions, natural selection, pEatsMCserver, predator behavior, predator-prey relationship, prey adaptation, sourceemp, species coevolution, Survival of the Fittest, symbiotic relationship, uses you as a food source, wildlife ecology, zoology

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	64

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player? Well, on our server, we take things to a whole new level! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a unique feature where the server uses you as a food source! That’s right, instead of hunting for animals or farming crops, you can just stand still and let the server feed off your energy. It’s a win-win situation – you get to play Minecraft and the server gets a delicious snack! So come join us and become a tasty treat for our hungry server!

Raiders of the Pixelated Realm – Minecraft SMP

Alrite crew, CREW, Elven-tongue, here, Minecraft, Nice, pixelated, Raiders, Realm, right, ROP, see, smp, Stopped, Watching, watermelon, Yall

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Votes:	4947	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Alright you crazy bunch of blockheads, welcome to our Minecraft SMP! We only accept players who can speak Elven-tongue and are certified Watermellons. Why Watermellons, you ask? Well, legend has it that only those who can balance a watermelon on their head while building a house out of diamond blocks can truly succeed on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. If you can find and tame one of these groovy creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be unlimited diamonds).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic builds, and maybe even a few watermelon hats along the way. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary Watermellon of our server!

AutismCraft Minecraft Server

autism, AutismCraft, Birthday Party, Clueless, coddling, Donor, early signs, fussy baby, healthy foods, judgemental, medical attention, meeting new people, Minecraft, parenting advice, picky eater, sensory difficulties, sensory struggles, Server, single and childless, spoiled, Supplements, Therapy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s parenting advice? Look no further! Join our server for a truly sensory experience, just like Ava’s struggles with clothes and food. Our server is so crazy, even Ava would feel right at home!

We have special therapy sessions for players who need help with their sensory struggles, just like Ava. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat junk food like my sister would – we’ve got all the healthy snacks you could ever want!

Join now and experience the ultimate showdown between coddling and tough love, just like the battle between me and my sister. Who will come out on top? Find out on our server – where autism awareness meets Minecraft madness!

SisWeddingNoShowCraft

child-free wedding, communication breakdown, destination wedding, family conflict, family distance, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, infant care, long distance relationships, new parents, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, sibling issues, sibling rivalry, SisWeddingNoShowCraft, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	63	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and awkward relationships? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and virtual fun that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is like a destination wedding, except instead of flying and hotel expenses, all you need is a computer and internet connection. And the best part? We have a child-friendly environment, so you can bring your little ones along for the ride without any restrictions.

Forget about family members who can’t be bothered to spend time with you in real life. On our server, everyone is family and we welcome you with open arms (or blocky hands, in this case). So why waste your time on people who don’t appreciate you when you can join us and build lasting friendships in the virtual world?

Don’t be the ring bearer left out of the fun – join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin!

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