#GERMANKEKSEATUP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

LottoLlamaCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6704
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

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Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Potions Brewed:	197	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ores Mined:	8327	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Magic Items Found:	7421	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	4809

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchantments Applied:	114	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7083	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCravings

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3754
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

TaurusMissileMadness

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!