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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 5997
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Crops Grown: 1962
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Gods Slained: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

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    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 2519
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Votes: 1627

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 310
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Zombie Dances: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2958 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 5034
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 397
    Towns Built: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

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    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 2335
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6446
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 4105
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

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    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 1815
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Villages Defended: 15
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

    we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

    also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

    so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 6513
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 194 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

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    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

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  • SevTech ModArchy

    SevTech ModArchy
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 4038
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Crops Grown: 5276
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 405
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

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    Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

    SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

    Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    45.143.197.68:25570

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  • ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 373
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Crops Grown: 3566
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

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    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features:

    🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

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