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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2116 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 4064 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).
Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!