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Putin’s Crash Course Minecraft Server

accident, blunder, car crash, close call, controversial incident, crash, dangerous maneuver, dashcam footage, driving mistake, Minecraft, near miss, news headline, political leader, presidential convoy, public figure, putin, Putins, reckless driving, road safety, russia, security detail, Server, traffic incident, viral video

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	6446	Star Shards Collected:	285
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

join our epic minecraft server where putin himself almost causes a car crash after trying to ride a pig off a cliff! yes, you heard that right, the russian president is a regular player on our server and you never know what crazy antics he will get up to next! come join the fun and see if you can outbuild putin in our epic building competitions! who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to ride a pig off a cliff with him! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

CraftAssassinTrumpCNN

Assassination, cnn, CraftAssassinTrumpCNN, danger, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Iranian, MIDDLE EAST, News, Plot, Potential, president, Reports, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?

anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!

so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!

PaperCutCraft

Accidents, Caution, Cuts, Dangerous, Injuries, office supplies, paper accidents, Paper cuts, paper cuts prevention, paper dangers, paper handling, paper hazards, paper injuries, paper products, paper risks, paper safety, PaperCutCraft, Scissors, sharp edges, sharp objects, workplace safety

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?

also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition

Ancient, animal, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, CrocoCraft, crocodilian, discovery, early crocodyloid, Edition, Eocene, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, Middle Eocene epoch, new species, Palaeontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Reptile, scientific research, spain, species, vertebrate

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Votes:	2146
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a new species of crocodile that’s straight outta the Eocene epoch! This crocodyloid crocodilian, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, is like the coolest dude in town, always down for a party in the swamps.

Join our server and you can ride on the back of this prehistoric beast as it chomps down on creepers and zombies like they’re snacks. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a team of palaeontologists who are totally rad and always down to dig up some dino bones.

So come on down to our server, where the crocs are wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a prehistoric crocodile by your side? Let’s get this party started! 🐊🎉

DayZPro Minecraft Server

Adventure, Builders, Community, DayZPro, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Players, PvE, PvP, Recruitment, Sandbox, Server, Stalker, stalkers, Survival, Theme, welcome

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Star Shards Collected:	279	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Animals Bred:	124	Crops Grown:	3829
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

DayZPro. This server is on the stalker theme. We are actively recruiting builders, everyone is welcome!) We are always happy to see new stalkers!

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Welcome to Civilization SMP, now with extra vanilla flavor (not actual vanilla, sorry)

Actual, Adventure, Civilization, Community, Contests, creativity, Discord, Events, EXCITEMENT, EXTRA, flavor, FRIENDSHIPS, gatherings, Join, Minecraft, Players, positive experience, PvP, Quests, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Votes:	8683
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314

Civilization SMP Minecraft Server

Join our Discord server and complete the whitelist request form to gain access to the Civilization SMP!

All ages are welcome in our Vanilla Minecraft community, where both new and seasoned players are embraced.

We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and inclusive environment. Whether you’re a solo player looking for a new adventure or a group seeking a vibrant community, you’ll find a home here.

Rules:

1	No hacking
2	No X-ray
3	No Stealing
4	No racism
5	No homophobia
6	No ableism

For PvP, anything goes except for hacking or the use of X-ray. To join our server, simply hop on our Discord server and fill out the whitelist info form. Our dedicated staff will review your application promptly, and you’ll be exploring our world in no time!

But wait, there’s more! In addition to our exciting gameplay features, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings. You’ll have the opportunity to forge friendships, showcase your creativity, and embark on epic quests together. Let’s keep the excitement alive – join our Discord community today!

Civilization Discord: https://discord.gg/HVgKNF68sR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Civilization SMP server?	You can join by completing the whitelist request form on our Discord server.
Are there any age restrictions for joining?	No, all ages are welcome in our community.
What are the rules for the server?	We have strict rules against hacking, X-ray, stealing, racism, homophobia, and ableism.
Can I participate in PvP on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed as long as you do not hack or use X-ray.
Do you host any events or contests?	Yes, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings.

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bonding, Connection, coping, emotional, friendship, Grief, healing, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Reminiscing, self-care, Server, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a trip down memory lane? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual time machine, allowing you to revisit all those special places from your past. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where anything is possible, even hanging out with friends from the past. So come on, join us and make some new memories in our crazy virtual world!

MineAfterDark – Minecraft server

adult content, Adult Roleplaying, erotic roleplaying, erp, fantasy roleplay, Hefty Edition, mature content, MineAfterDark, Minecraft, online roleplaying, Roleplay adventure, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay fantasy, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay Plot, Roleplay Setting, Roleplay Story, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Server, Thread

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Void Armor Forged:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Votes:	3854
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadHefty Edition for a wild and raunchy adventure like no other.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of sexy villagers approach you, offering to trade their “special” goods in exchange for your precious resources. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with naughty mobs just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a reputation for being quite the seducer. Will you be able to resist its charm and defeat it, or will you succumb to its powers and become its loyal servant?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get spicy!

Kid2Adult Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, CHANGE, Childhood, Development, enjoyment, experiences, growing up, hindsight, Kid2Adult, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, Server, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Votes:	9290	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Remember those boring family gatherings where you were forced to sit at the kids’ table and pretend to enjoy your gross food? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, you can relive those traumatic memories in the most epic way possible! Build your own kids’ table out of diamond blocks and force all the other players to sit there while you feast on the finest virtual cuisine.

But that’s not all! Remember how your parents never let you stay up past 8 pm? Well, on our server, the party never stops! Stay up all night mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and causing chaos with your fellow players. Who needs sleep when you have a virtual world to conquer?

And let’s not forget about those cringeworthy school dances where you were too afraid to ask your crush to slow dance. On our server, you can finally make your move! Build the most romantic pixelated dance floor, invite your crush to join you, and sweep them off their virtual feet. Who needs real-life rejection when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the things that sucked as a kid, but are fucking awesome as an adult!

SicklyDeliciousCraft

diarrhea, food allergies, food contamination, food intolerance, food poisoning, food poisoning causes, food poisoning prevention, food poisoning recovery, food poisoning remedies, food poisoning symptoms, food poisoning treatment, food sensitivities, foodborne illness, gastrointestinal distress, indigestion, Nausea, SicklyDeliciousCraft, stomachache, upset stomach, vomiting

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	104	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9352

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of deliciousness and danger! Join us if you dare to feast on the forbidden fruit of Minecraft – the infamous Poison Potato! Sure, it tastes good going down, but just wait until you see what happens next! Will you survive the stomach-churning adventure or will you be left clutching your virtual toilet bowl in regret? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the culinary chaos begin!