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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchantments Applied:	53	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

celebration, ceremony, Community, couples, effect, equality, Event, Happiness, Historic, joy, law, LGBTQ, love, lovecraft, mass wedding, milestone, Minecraft, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, Support, thailand, union

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we throw the wildest parties and even host mass weddings in thailand for same-sex couples getting hitched! we’ve got rainbow sheep, disco ball creepers, and a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks! plus, our moderators are actual unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle glitter on all your builds. join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its butt! what are you waiting for? come party with us!

CraftyPutinBegsUkraine

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinBegsUkraine, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military intervention, Negotiate, negotiation tactics, peace talks, Polish president, political tensions, putin, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we make putin beg for mercy like the polish president says. we have crazy battles and alliances just like in the real world. build your own empire and conquer others to show who’s boss. join now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our server. putin will bow down to you in no time.

Sugarcube Slimmers – Dapa & Diet

Dapa, diet, Slimmers, sugarcube

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GIVE YOU MAGIC POTION CALLED DAPAGLIFLOZIN TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT AND BEAT DIABETES IN THE GAME! WITH JUST A LITTLE CALORIE RESTRICTION, YOU CAN ACHIEVE REMISSION AND BECOME A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO! NO MORE DIABETES, JUST BLOCK-BUILDING FUN! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER!

Lost Wasteland Minecraft server

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.8, 1.9, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, donation, Lost Wasteland, Magic, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, wipe, Zero Wipe

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Lost Wasteland – We push the boundaries

We just opened and are giving out donations to everyone. There is currently zero wipe on the Anarchy server. Get in while you can!

Versions: 1.8-1.20.4

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Whispering Melody 1.21.4

1.21.4, baka, calls you baka, Girls Band Cry, Melody, not like I want your heart, refuses to give it back, steals your heart, whispering, you weren’t using it anyways

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Join our Minecraft server because we will steal your heart and never give it back! And we’ll call you a baka for even asking for it back. It’s not like you were using it anyways, right? So come join us and experience the madness and chaos of our server! Don’t be a baka, join now!

GF’s Friends GTFO Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, apartment, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, DATING, Friends, gfs, girlfriend’s friends, gtfo, hurt, Insecurities, intoxicated, kicking out, Minecraft, overreacting, Server, small dick, throwaway account, Trust, wine nights

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	New Chunks Explored:	210029
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a bottle of wine on a wine night! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and insecurities about size (not just block size, if you catch our drift).

Imagine a world where your girlfriend and her intoxicated friends gossip about your block size behind your back. Will you kick them out of your virtual apartment in a fit of rage? Will you demand an apology for the ultimate betrayal of trust? Or will you just build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your block size here. In fact, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re only 3 inches hard). So come join us on this crazy server where the drama never ends and the blocks are always stacked against you (literally). Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – after all, this is Minecraft, where anything can happen!

WeddingCraft: NoVenueNoPlan

Budget, Communication, compromise, cost, decision, disagreement, equal payment, ex, Expenses, family, Fiance, Financial, hero complex, Marriage, MONEY, NoVenueNoPlan, OFFENDED, relationship, Upset, Venue, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without breaking the bank!

Join us and build the wedding venue of your dreams, without worrying about the cost. Our server is filled with blocks of love and happiness, where you can say “I do” without the financial stress.

Plus, you won’t have to deal with any hero complexes or family drama here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and join us for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one on our server? Let’s get crafting!

SelfishSMPSuccess

ADVANTAGE, benefit, Calculated, egoism, Favor, Manipulation, Opportunistic, personal gain, self-absorbed, self-advancement, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-interest, self-preservation, self-seeking, self-serving, self-serving behavior, Selfishness, SelfishSMPSuccess, Strategic, success

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

OMG you guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally stole someone’s chest full of goodies but, like, it totally worked out in my favor because I got, like, a million diamonds and stuff. It was, like, the best day ever!

And, like, the community on this server is so crazy, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt, I mean, how epic is that? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties every night and, like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes or something, I dunno, it’s wild.

So, yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and, like, make some questionable decisions that end up working out in your favor, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me bro.

CraftyNonsense

common, CraftyNonsense, everyday, Excessive, extraneous, frivolous, gratuitous, Pointless, redundant, superfluous, trivial, ubiquitous, unessential, Unnecessary, unnecessary clutter, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary habits, unnecessary items, unneeded, widespread

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Farms Harvested:	721
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, we have a secret hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a giant flying pig. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

NukeSurf vs SpyShip – Battle Royale!

battle, clear message, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Maritime Domain, Military, naval operations, naval power, naval presence, naval strategy, naval technology, nuclear submarine, NukeSurf, royal navy, Royale.., Russian spy ship, SECURITY, SpyShip, strategic communication, submarine fleet, submarine warfare, Surveillance

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is so lit that even the Royal Navy wants to join in on the fun! We got nuclear submarines surfing next to Russian spy ships just to send a clear message: JOIN OUR SERVER OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

We got dolphins riding on creepers, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and Ender Dragons doing backflips. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a palace with just a flick of his wand (or maybe it’s just a stick, who knows).

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, come join us! Just watch out for those sneaky Russian spy ships trying to steal our diamonds – they ain’t getting past our nuclear submarines, that’s for sure!