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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Zombie Dances:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

AlzheimineCraft: Diagnose & Treat – Geo Disparities

access to treatments, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s research, AlzheimineCraft, diagnose, diagnoses, disparities, geo, geographic disparities, geographic location, health disparities, health outcomes, healthcare access, healthcare accessibility, healthcare disparities, healthcare equity, healthcare inequality, marginalized communities, Medical Treatment, minoritized groups, Treat, younger groups

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6541	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that cures alzheimer’s? yea, u heard me right. our server is so lit that it actually reverses memory loss and stuff. u can be mining diamonds one minute and remembering where u put ur keys the next. it’s like magic, but in block form.

we got doctors and scientists working round the clock to make sure our players stay sharp and focused. forget about forgetting, cuz on our server, u’ll never forget a thing. plus, we got crazy mini-games and challenges that will keep ur brain buzzing with excitement.

join us now and say goodbye to alzheimer’s forever. come for the diamonds, stay for the memories. it’s a no-brainer, literally.

Join the ‘United Lands’ server! Where you can pretend to be a mayor in Minecraft, without worrying about getting pwned!

Adventure, Biomes, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Enchanting, Exploration, Join, Lands, Mayor, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, Potions, PRETEND, Pwned, Redstone, Resource Gathering, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, United, worrying

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Emeralds Found:	8923
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37

Welcome to United Lands!
Server Type:	Towny-based Earth SMP
Features:
Website:	www.unitedlands.org
IP Address:	red.unitedlands.org

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join United Lands, simply enter the IP address red.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, nations on United Lands can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. Discounts are available for larger groups.

3. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

No, United Lands is a non-P2W environment. All store items are purely cosmetic, and donations only support the server without providing unfair advantages.

4. How can I participate in wars and combat?

You can immerse yourself in the unique warring system for towns and nations on United Lands. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

5. Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, there is a player-driven marketplace accessed via /mp for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.

6. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

Yes, United Lands has specific rules and guidelines to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These can be found on our website or in the server’s Discord channel.

UnrealCraft Minecraft Server

Experience, long tail, Minecraft, Never, Server, tags, UnrealCraft, you will never experience this

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Animals Bred:	53	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right – dancing llamas in fancy hats! And that’s not even the craziest part.

Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the chest is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Rainbow Unicorn. If you’re lucky enough to spot one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you will NEVER experience anything like this anywhere else!

BanGcraft SMP – Dreamin’ and Bangin’

Anime, Bandori, BanG Dream!, BanGcraft, bangin, Dreamin, fan community, Girls Band, idol group, January, Japanese culture, live performance, mobile game, multimedia franchise, Music, Music (Industry), music festival, online concert, peak, pop music, rhythm game, smp, Upcoming Event, virtual band

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mines Excavated:	1427	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Bandori is about to peak next January! That’s right, the cows will start singing, the pigs will start dancing, and the creepers will start… well, they’ll still explode, but in a much more rhythmic way!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to the sound of a kazoo playing “Despacito”. Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the annual Ender Dragon costume contest! Dress up your character in the most outrageous dragon costume you can find and compete against other players for the title of Dragon King or Queen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of blocky characters strutting their stuff in makeshift dragon costumes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

GymGrubGamerBay

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Farms Harvested:	251
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge your food choices like that gym member did! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of fast food breaks.

Imagine building your dream castle while chowing down on a juicy burger, only to have a group of players challenge you to a food fight! Or exploring the depths of the mines while snacking on some delicious vegan treats, dodging obstacles and monsters along the way.

But beware, there may be some trigger-happy players who get upset if you show off your food too much. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means filing a complaint with the manager of the virtual gym!

So come on down to our server and let’s feast on fun and games together. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited fast food vouchers. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

TimeTravlr420 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, favorite era, Future, historical, imagination, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, smp, time machine, time period, time travel, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, TimeTravlr420, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

If you’re tired of being stuck in the boring present, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can travel through time and live in any period you want! Want to be a knight in medieval times? Done. How about a disco dancer in the 70s? We got you covered.

But be warned, time travel can get a bit wacky. One time, someone accidentally brought a T-Rex back from the Jurassic period and chaos ensued. Another time, someone tried to go to the future but ended up in a world ruled by sentient chickens.

So if you’re ready for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see where (or when) the blocky world takes us!

LootCraftLottery

dream, Extravagant, FANTASY, frivolous, indulgence, Indulgent, jackpot, Lavish, LootCraftLottery, Lottery, luxury, materialism, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opulence, Purchase, spending spree, Splurge, wealth, winning, wish fulfillment

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Buildings Constructed:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Imagine winning the lottery and splurging on a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle while riding on the back of a flying llama. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our wacky world of pixelated madness? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, you’re a millionaire in this virtual universe!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Advancing Positions

Advancing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, military advancements, Military operations, POSITIONS, progress, russian aggression, SECURITY, strategy, strengthening positions, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Mines Excavated:	4808	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine players who keep advancing and strengthening their positions in the kursk region! it’s like a real life battle but in minecraft! join now to witness the epic showdown between players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world! who will come out on top? join to find out and be a part of the madness!

Surviving the Prime Time – Stuck in SMP hell with Economy, Claims, Events, Shops, Discord, and a crazy Community!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Prime Survival has been operating since 2018. Our goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.
Community	Our player base is primarily from North America but all are welcome. We have an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

The majority of the player base is from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dcz3BHb for announcements and community interaction.

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?

Prime Survival uses the ALL NEW 1.21x map for an enhanced survival experience.

ChickQuest Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mines Excavated:	4720
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)