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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2426 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 132 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the water tower is actually a secret portal to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Can your makeshift 4×4 tower withstand the weight of 2000lbs of water, or will it collapse in a spectacularly disastrous fashion? Only one way to find out – join us and witness the chaos unfold!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out life advice in exchange for seeds. The possibilities are as endless as the laughter you’ll share with fellow players. See you in the game, and don’t forget your magic dust!