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SleepyBeeCraft – Where even the creepers hit snooze!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8555
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5462	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	999	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most buzz-worthy Minecraft server out there! Are you feeling too sleepy to bee yourself today? Well, have no fear because on our server, you can transform into a literal bee and buzz around causing chaos!

Join us for the chance to participate in epic bee battles where you can sting your enemies and collect pollen to upgrade your bee abilities. But be careful, because if you get too tired, you might just fall asleep and wake up as a regular human again!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of being a bee in a virtual world and unleash your inner insect warrior? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate buzzing champion – join us today and let the honey flow!

Pee-Inducing Beats Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magic Items Found:	1202	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a magical land filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of llamas as they race through obstacle courses, participate in epic battles against armies of evil chickens, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CommieCraft: Where Russians Build Statues and Creepers Explode!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only statues you see are of Steve and his trusty pig? Well, come join us on our server where we have a whole army of Russian statues standing guard! From Putin to Babushka, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Palace, where all your wildest potato dreams come true. Want to ride a potato unicorn? Done. Want to swim in a pool of mashed potatoes? We got you covered. The Potato Palace is the place to be for all your starchy needs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Russian statue or ride into battle on the back of a ninja llama. The possibilities are endless!

Gender Bender Craft: Where you can switch characters and swap genders for a hilarious gaming experience!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one acknowledges your character’s gender fluidity? Look no further, because on our server, everyone will notice and comment on your ever-changing gender! Whether you’re a male one day and a female the next, our players will be sure to give you the recognition you deserve. Join now for a truly immersive and inclusive gaming experience like no other!

BootyCraft: Where half the players base their world view on butts and the other half just build cool stuff!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	New Chunks Explored:	558940
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Items Found:	5248	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where half of the United States voters base their world view on butt sex, lesbians, and infanticide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is so open-minded and accepting of all things controversial?

We have epic build battles where you can create your own butt sex-themed castle or lesbian village. And don’t forget about our weekly infanticide tournaments, where you can show off your PvP skills while defending or attacking the baby mobs.

Join us for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that a virtual world could be so wild and wacky? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild!

Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ores Mined:	4076
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mines Excavated:	1548	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

#youtube, ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, discussion, ducks, indie, ips, japanese, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, lig, lols, Love Edition, Minecraft, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Previous thread, Russian, Shill, Streamers, Swarm, Talents, Threshold, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the Love Edition Minecraft server! Looking for some indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers to simp for? Well, look no further because we’ve got the VIP section for all you high rollers out there.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. Check out our leaderboard of top indie vtubers, including the likes of VedaL987, Shylily, and Bao.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in, as long as they don’t own the talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep you in the loop. Plus, who can forget about the ducks on DashDucks’ stream?

So come join us on this wild adventure of indie vtubers, crazy clips, and maybe even a little bit of SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. See you on the server, where the virtual fun never stops!

Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

CraftyBagelz – Mining, Crafting, and Memes Galore! #5105

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magic Items Found:	8247
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against Gregorius, the heavy armor-wearing menace who’s been terrorizing players with his indoor antics. Take on the Fury of Set in a limit break assault that will leave you questioning your sanity. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, but chaos is inevitable.

But that’s not all! We have events like the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate the treacherous waters of high school politics. And who could forget the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll learn the true meaning of noodles and friendship.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!