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Culture Craft Minecraft Server

4X Game, Advanced technology, ai, Civilization, Craft, crpg, culture, Diplomacy, diverse characters, Ethics, Exploration, futuristic, Immersive, Minecraft, morality, player choice, rich lore, science fiction, Server, simulation, space opera, strategy, utopian society, world-building

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Divine Spears Created:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP

amaretto scotch, Anime, Baseddoggo, booru, CAP, caption, Captioner, comfy, encouragement, Furry, Höss, Joe, Joi, jomibo, Karmo, lizard wife, Male, Mega, melonart’s art, milkman, Minecraft, Mouchi, Requests, smp, software, Spambot, Thread

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	68	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Trump’s Blocky Empire – Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, 45 Office, blocky, BLVR POWER EDITION, Donald J Trump, Empire, Gastonia NC, God Bless the USA, Greensboro NC, Kinston NC, Lititz PA, Liz Harrington, Macon GA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Milwaukee WI, Minecraft, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, President Trump Office, ptg, Rumble, Salem VA, Server, team trump, trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Spokesperson, Trump Video, trump war room, Trumps, truth social

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	65
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s rallies? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more excitement than a Trump speech in Macon, GA. Build your own MAGA castle and defend it against enemies who want to make Minecraft weak again. Don’t believe us? Just ask Liz Harrington, our official Trump Spox who will hype up this server like it’s the best thing since Twitter. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library, where you can find all the best builds and strategies to make your Minecraft world great again. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot President Trump himself roaming the server, ready to lead you to victory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallAroundYourBase #Trump2024 #MinecraftMAGA

WHEN YOU’RE STANDING NEXT TO ME Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Ballad, Connection, emotions, feel, Harmony, Listen, love, Lyrics, Melody, Minecraft, Music, Next to me, pop, power, relationship, Romantic, smp, song, standing, Video, watch, WHEN YOU’RE STANDING NEXT TO ME, Youre

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing creepers. It turns out, our server has a special mod that brings all the mobs to life and gives them killer dance moves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The catch? You have to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off to unlock it. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Dancing with the Stars”!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the power of standing next to me…and maybe even find yourself in the middle of a mob dance party. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2 Years and Counting., 2nd anniversary, Android, anniversary, behemoth, black shadow, Buffed Cinderella, cinderella, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, Crafty, current events, d.., Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, free SSR, Full Burst Day, Game Download, General Info, grave, honeymoon party, Ios, Isabel, killer wife, Krolsalamin, Land Eater, longing flower, Minecraft, Missilis, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, october 31, old tales, PC, Pure Grace, rapunzel, Salamin, Scarlet, secret party cleaner, September 2024, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Buffed Cinderella edition is sure to blow your mind with its crazy features and wacky adventures.

Join us for a game download that will have you hooked on Android, iOS, or PC. But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!

Our General Info/FAQ for New Players will answer all your burning questions about this wild world we’ve created. And don’t forget to check out our Additional Links for even more insanity.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some insane events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] where you’ll be celebrating like never before. And don’t miss out on Full Burst Day – Weekends, where things get even crazier!

Looking for a challenge? Join our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth. These missions will push you to your limits and beyond!

And let’s not forget about our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace. These characters will have you laughing and crying with their outrageous abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Grave, our upcoming special recruit who will shake things up in ways you never thought possible.

And don’t even get us started on our Costume Passes. From Scarlet: Black Shadow to D: Killer Wife, these outfits will have you strutting your stuff like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unacceptable Tennis Diversity – Minecraft SMP

addressing diversity in tennis, advocating for diversity in tennis, Diversity, diversity and inclusion in sports, diversity and representation in tennis, diversity in athletics, diversity in professional sports, diversity in sports, diversity in sports organizations, diversity in tennis, diversity in tennis players, diversity initiatives in tennis, equality, gender diversity, inclusion, increasing diversity in tennis, Minecraft, promoting diversity in tennis, racial diversity, representation, smp, sports diversity, Tennis, tennis diversity, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Emeralds Found:	4415
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a server where the tennis courts are made out of blocks of TNT that explode every time someone scores a point. Talk about a real blast! And don’t even get us started on the players – we’ve got a llama riding champion, a parrot that can serve better than Serena Williams, and a creeper who’s just here for the snacks (watch out for those explosive volleys!).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as diverse and unpredictable as a game of tennis on a volcano, come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft Grand Slam champion. Or at the very least, you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you got served by a zombie in a tennis match.

Fish Personality Minecraft Server

acceptance, confidence building, coping mechanisms, DATING, Emotional support, Fish, fish personality, Girlfriend, Insecurities, Loneliness, loneliness struggles, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, Personality, relationships, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, Social Skills

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of being forever alone because you have the personality of a fish? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally find love and companionship! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauties who are just waiting to fall for your aquatic charm. Join now and swim your way into their hearts! Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft?

Not American Here Minecraft SMP

American, Candidate, caste, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Diversity, emerging markets, exclusion, financial inclusion., global market, internet tokens, Investment, Marginalized, Minecraft, non-American, Not American, opportunity, Portfolio, shitcoin, smp, underrepresented, wealth building

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being limited by your lowly caste in the real world? Do you dream of a place where your internet tokens can thrive and make you a virtual millionaire? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and watch as your modest shitcoin portfolio skyrockets to unimaginable heights. Our server is filled with opportunities for you to trade, mine, and build your way to the top of the virtual economy. Who needs the real world when you can become a crypto king in our pixelated paradise?

But beware, not everyone is cut out for the high-stakes world of internet tokens. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, fend off rival players, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving virtual currency and evil mobs. Are you up for the challenge?

So come on, leave your real-world woes behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – and in your own mind!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, date head database, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Votes:	1832	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Post Virgins Minecraft Server

#unexperienced, Beginners, first time, first timers, Fresh, Inexperienced, Minecraft, never done it before, Newbies, novices, post, post virgins, rookies, Server, unacquainted, Uninitiated, unpracticed, unseasoned, untapped, untested, untouched, untried, VIRGINITY, Virgins

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate post-virgin paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who fart rainbows and poop diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in epic races through the clouds. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a post-virgin, be a post-victory player!